The Voice DOUBLE WEEKEND. BATTLE ROUNDS. SHOUTY VOICE

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Shriek Sing-offs and extra mentors tonight. Such excitement.

From what I understand. each sleb judge puts two members of their own team to sing off against one another.

Apparently Jaz has tried to take his life twice. That's not good

Oh

Bloody hell countryfile is boring.

oh that's not good. Well, hopefully this, and a baby on the way will be a good way to turn his life around

it is coco, very dull indeed.

Onoes, I love Countryfile. And songs of praise.

Ooo i learnt so much about watercress though!

Here we go..

He was on the X Factor too.

You know what I forgot? Will.D.Beasts love of Cheryl Cole. I hate CC.

is it me, or is tom jones more red than his chair?

And his part in the Clagger debacle.

JOS couple on tonight! S'tom llooks hungover

I wondered how many of them would have auditioned for X factor.

Evening all, by the way.

Clagger?

This pair'll be doing an M&M and being UP IN YO' GRILLE.

Her name is not Ana Matronic. I bet it's Linda.

I wish I was called Classius. I love Ana Mantronic.

Clagger = Churr Lloyd

Or Jayne

I'd like to think BillyBear has long forgotten Claggy.

Jj will be very Cole-esque if her act wins- it will be all about her.

Ana Lynch.

Bets daughter.

Jessie isn't quite as bone grindingly annoying as Cheryl though

JJ looks properly rough in the Croydon Facelift/dungas combo. Scary rough.

God so do i cocolepew, she could turn me ..maybe

He looks a bit Matt the Hat like, Valley boy.

JJ lurves Cassius.

Welsh boy has it I reckon

Welsh Mat the Hat doesn't look too comfortable with the fronting up business, does he?