Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Poor Francis gets picked on by the meanies.

yy funny how they (Rosie, SS and Mark-Arseness) don't realise how awful and spiteful they sound.

I love francis he is very funny. Hugo is so smug with the funny little munchkin girlfriend!

I heart Jamie, hope he gets together with Louise! Poor Francis, I felt sorry for him but I do love Mark Francis, his attempt at a cabbie impression was hilarious! I am wondering where Evil Amber is, I am almost missing her

I think Jamie is going to get his heart broken

just watched 3rd episode..brilliant

millie is gorgeous but she never moves her face much , hardly ever see her top teeth

who are you referring to being screaming skull?? gabriella or other weird one who hangs out with rosie here

yy to Jamie being unable to string a coherent sentence together

when he was at Victoria's door I;m sure he said something like
'I would say it if I didn't mean it"

he is v sweet tho

Screaming Skull is Victoria, aka Exquisite Cake. Even Rosie has the good grace to look uncomfortable about her bitching.

Spencer - what a twat.

Looked from the preview that Richard was going for Gabriella, might just be tricksy editing though.

He better be going for Cheska. She deserves it.

They could have lovely big haired blonde children. Little lion cubs with a strong good chin.

I hope Cheska finds love too, I think she is gorgeous.

I know, sometimes really gorgeous. Especially when smiling at Richard when he said I like someone.

Arf at Richard, son of Richard

He'd blimmin well better not be stringing Cheska along. It's an absolute impossibility that he would choose Fun Sponge Gabby over her. I loved the scene in the bar with Binky trying hard to remember her lines and then the mentallistic row over Richard ("I slept with him twice. It was an INTENSE 3 weeks"). Everything involved with a 3-week, 2-shag alliance is embarrassingly disastrous. Why only twice? First time awful, second time just to confirm? When in the 3 week period? We need to know!

Spencer is being a bellend. With a jacket to prove it.
What was that thing he was wearing when he rang Jamie? Looked like a leather jacket with flared sleeved and piping details.

SS has taken over from Axis of Evil (whom I miss terribly).
SS is the Core of Malevolence (TM)

I felt bad for kimberley when spenser was perving (are you a virgin, why the sexy dresses) yeuch

I thought the same about glamour, surely vogue/tatler/H&Q for the girls no?

we need caggie to defend millie

how EVIL was scary skull!!!! love the bulimic teeth comment

Glamour mag is very 'in' with them They don't see themselves as old school sloane like tatler harpers etc hence the urban bf (prof green)

ooo yes Millie's bittaruff - what is that about?

grazia then, noone reads glamour!!!

Who is Prof Green. Is he someone?

Yes it's interesting all that £ and it's the arts, fashion and media they want to access. Which, aside from getting rent paid, it doesn't help them. They still have to be good at it.

I'd love Porf Green as my urban/tattooed/east London bit of ruff. He's signed to Mike Skinner's (The Streets) label. I wouldn't say I fancy fancy him but he definitely fulfills the bittaruff daydream adequately. He's also kinda tortured, in a fanciable kind of way.

Prof, not Porf - GOD!

I had great fun teasing DH that Millie met Prof Green through Chloe Green, who was in fact his sister He totally fell for it!!

It makes me like her more. A great figure, is gorgeous just needs to tone down the mono palette make up and move her face a bit.

Good on her for seeing someone outside their group.

I love the make up !

ok

I am going to google Prof Green

It's time to shoot me

Ah, he's fameuse I see.