Made in Chelsea....

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.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Oooooh nooooo Proudlock!!! Shag me me me!!

Desperation is so unattractive OwllwOOwllwO

STAY AWAY FROM PROUDLOCK, HE IS PROMISED TO ME!!!!!!!

Ahh poor Francis, he thought he was in!

I hate that Jamie is being set up as this 'player' and a shite one at that, I don't think he is really like that at all, but that's the role he has been cast in this series - don't like it, bring back sweet, funny Jamie, I loved him!

I really like Binky too and still think they would make a very sweet couple.

Did anyone notice how greasy Sophia's hair was on that boat trip where she was flirting with Andy, bleugh..

Louise is a dimwit and is doing herself NO favours allowing herself to be under spencers fat thumb, he is vile in every sense. Smug McSmugington!

I love Francis, laughed out loud when he was having that conversation with Sophia in the park..'well I don't want to blow my own trumpet but I have been told that I am very nice and have a great heart' hilarious!

Millys gravelly voice makes me feel ill, I want her to clear her throat all the time.

Rosie IS dobby hahahahaha!

Love made in chelsea it is my guilty monday night pleasure!

My god, if Jamie puts his glasses in his mouth one more time I am going to have to track him down and ram them down his throat. It's disgusting. And he is disgusting, I've never understood what those posh girls see in him.

I too liked Jamie last season, he's turning into a bit of a cock now....he's been around the twat Spencer too long. I quite like Andy even though he seems a bit half soaked. Love, love, love Binky!
Louise is soooo dull what is the obsession with her?

Right of to stalk Proudlock on twitter and Instagram

Seriously

Ooooo! Andy the cat among the pigeons...! I think he is great. Anyone who provides commupance to those horrid egos spenny and jamie.

Poor Francais next week. I just looked up his email address. I planned to write to him telling him i would like to get married to him if i wasn't already married. I am though, so i won't. But it is tempting. I really think he is lovely

Yes, Francis is a nice boy. But they are very young and we are creepy weirdos for watching tem on telly. I like Andy, too.

Ha ha. I know! In my (creepy) defence, i am their age, but god i'm nothing like them. I am living my life vicarioisly through them all. If i had money, no committment, perhaps that is what life would be like.

Nooo, it takes a special type of person to be that smug and shallow. Just me who's too old to be watching this then. Tragic.

The showering and Titanic hands has really put me off Spencer and Louise. Not that I was ever really on them. Bleurgh.

Shower scene - Spare Tyre Spencer with Desperate Dan Chin; grim. Nothing more to say about THAT! And Spenny, Taking relationship advice from Jamie?! Seriously?

Ollie I love you now, you are beyond hot.

Sophia looks slightly better this week, godawful dress sense though. What are you on about Andy?

Mark-Francis "Stop Right There!" my new saying, I love him. I am afraid I'm with him and Victoria when it comes to Nightclubs. I immediately start laughing the second he appears on screen .

Why does Louise pronounce "diary" as "dairy"?

I'm actually not at all surprised that Spencer wants to slap Andy after what he said about Louise right to his face. He is being utterly ridiculous and disrespectful But if anyone deserves it, it's Spence.

New girl of Jamie's is an absolute KNOB! "bidda of a player myself!" eh? But ha, ha, ha to hooking up with Andy next week!

Cheska, I love her now, when she and Ollie sniggered about New Girl of Jamie .

Louise, you need to grow a thicker skin love I'm pretty sure things are going to get a whole lot worse with Spence before you're done.

I am craving a Bloody Mary now. Going to be my new drink.

Lucy is described on Wikipedia as 'Model, rumoured to have been involved in the Duke of Westminster escort scandal'. SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

I love Francis.

And Mark Francis too. They need to get rid of Cut down on Spenny and Weez.

Oh poor Francis .

You knob Proudlock .

Proudlock is indeed a knob. I don't like it when the 'buoys' turn on each other. They were like 3 little Muskerhounds, and now they're just 2 twats and a lovely Francis! And yes, I know it's not real.

Why does Spenny have a permanent case of the meat sweats?

Get over it Jamie, never was it more deserved.

That Lucy is very attractive but something quite off key about her.

If Andy doesn't get decked before the series is out I will be extremely surprised disappointed

I want ALL my dinner parties to go like that ! Fabulous!

Am I the only one who thinks Lucy looks like Funda?

I don't like her predictable.

Where's that Sam gone, I quite like him.

I thought Spenny was fab at that dinner party actually, very calm and collected.

Looking forward to next week, I see that Millie is going to pay Victoria back for her nasty comments to Prof Green yay!

Lucy IS Funda. It's uncanny.

I did like Jamie's 'what's for pudding?' comment after the dinner table show down.

Andy's eyes and nostrils still unnerve me.

Love the snippet of upcoming cat fighting between Millie and scary Victoria. We've been missing inter girl bitchiness this series.

Ooooooh so is Lucy a girl who goes on, ummmm, 'dates' in exchange for cash?

Poor little Francis.

'In my gril' was funny.

Yes eyes and nostrils. Completely odd. He may sort it out when he watches the series