Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Ha ha ha this week's episode is greag. Weez just said something along the lines of 'like, you know, Spencer and I are just so in love, we're so perfect together. I don't know why he acts so strange to you new girl who he has had a thing with.' Jeez Weez, wake up and smell your shit relationship.

Oh, I wish I had an Ollie to look after me and shout at people who upset me. Lucky Binky.

I'm dumping spenny and Jamie and getting in the queue for Ollie. Anyone want join me?

Jamie is SUCH a knob!

Every time he talked to Spencer about it, Spencer just couldn't keep a straight face because he obviously knows Jamie and how it's all going to turn out. Still think Jamie could be gay.

Ollie is lovely now, seems to be growing up becoming a man with his lovely new short hair. He is my new MIC crush.

Still find the three bears funny together especially Francis even though Jamie is a twat.

Stevie is quite sweet, trying so hard to do and say the right think to his daft mate Andy.

Sophia meh.

Louise double meh.

Cheska very good and loyal friend she seems to really feel it when her mates are in pain.

Binks, glam up and forget him, you can do way better.

Millie not doing much is she?

Good summary akaemma :o

I'm going off Jamie rapidly - had thought he was a sweetie who'd been hard done by, but now he's just fecking rude and mean. Love that we saw the 'I could fall in love with you' bit one second then his face the next when told he said that. Was clearly on the a bit too much.

No Mark Francis this week. Shame as he is entertainment in himself.

Thank you .

I liked the look of next weeks trailer. Spencer is like a big Gorilla, if I was Andy and Spencer said he'd "slap" me I would pop him straight on the nose and say "what like that?!"

Yes, Mark Francis . I love him, he simply cannot hide his horror at people's foibles, his face and expression just drop so immediately. His languishing on the sofa in his joggers when Janna was in Italy remains in one of my high points of all the series.

Yes!! That was a great moment - poor man, there was nobody there to top up his champagne! :o

Next week's does look fun - I want someone to squoosh Spencer in the face; he's just nasty. Can you make a cameo appearance and do it akaemma? :o

Does anyone else thing caggie should come back?
Im missing Hugos girlfriend too!

I'm no fan of Cheska's but she almost converted me with her comment about the boys and their buff bodies, and then slyly mentions Spencer has kept his shirt on! haha!

Oh dear Lord, (un)sexy, steamy, sex scenes in the shower.

am at Ollie's new look! he used to be MrComedyFace, now he's HOT!

If I was having afternoon tea at The Dorchester I'd wash my hair! Sharpen up your act Binks. Her Mum is lovely though.

Rosie = dobby

had me gasping for air I laughed so much! True though!

spanking lessons with the ex!

Just realised that none of these guys ever drink a pint. None of them. I'm sure pints are frightfully common.

Also did they get rid of TOWIE boy? They discovered his family lineage was less than illustrious and had him horse whipped on the village green and then shipped off to one of the colonies.

Pure trashy tv gold

Pints are v common. All the poshos I know drink bloody marys or G&T. Occasionally a Kopparberg.

Isn't it his (TOWIE) brother who is starting at Edinburgh and so an excuse for Andy and Weez to gets it on.

I hate how Jamie pulls his sweaters half over his hands in a strange way

"I hate how Jamie pulls his sweaters half over his hands in a strange way"
reminds me of stroppy grunger 17 year olds from school like I was

I think mentally he's about 11, if not younger, just with an adult male penis.

I've gone off him in a massive way. When Ollie gave him that very camp bollocking, he didn't even look remorseful. He just seemed put out that someone was having a go at him, Jamie, BOOOOOY, king of the world or whatever shite he's calling himself this week.

I've gone completely off Jamie too. All his fizzy charm has evaporated.

Oh well, I've still got the lovely Proudlock and Francis.

Victoria looks like she eats babies brains and bathes in virgin's blood. Mark Francis is the dark Overlord.

OMFG, I've just started watching tonights episode wtaf is going on with all this showering together, Spencer nakedness?!

So Sophia is shagging Proudlock? Or did I get that wrong?

I think that happens next week