Made in Chelsea....

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.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Ahh yes, good point.

Embryo boy seems way out of his depth.

Not keen on the new three at all.

Just watched it now, very boring, need to see more of Mark Francis, his house and maid. I want to see how the rich live not Spencer and Weez's never ending "saga"

Millie mini mouth is starting to grate on me, why can't see just open her mouth when she speaks? she has fab skin though..

Last series Francis, Jamie and Proudlock were hanging out together, really liked those scenes, thought we'd be seeing alot of them this series but not so far

Agree about Rosie's eyes

NOTHING IS HAPPENING I'm rapidly losing interest, thinking of switching my allegiance to Girls,

Millie cannot open her mouth properly because she is inbred.

Squoosh -

I thought David Shameron, Scameron Ham-eron was also embryo boy because of his shiny swollen head. God are there two embryo-boys at large?

Fabulous - embryo boy love it.

So true - Spenny looks at least mid 30`s. The others look like boys.
scary Cheska is indeed very shiny plus she needs a couple of inches off her hair. like me I think she also looks older than her friends.

Is Binky not a little too casual for a night out at Pascha? Wearing a slouchy sweatshirt? (again) The juxtaposition between Binks and Chesk is marked - one wearing casual 'work out gear' constantly and one wearing frou frou ballet dresses, for any given event.

I was almost relieved to see whatsername back from her Greek Tour.

Basically, I am not keen either, on the new cast. Spenny knows it and it has gone to his head. Literally.

mignonette Please don't diss Millie, I am her number one fan! She can't but it doesn't matter.

Cheska has terrible skin. Caked in foundation. You can see why certain social groups look so bloody odd when you watch MIC- they all sleep with each other interchangeably. Is it written into their contracts that they can only have sex with each other?

And then they sadly breed.......

How old is Cheska? She looks 40.

When I lived in Fulham/Chelsea, I had a bf, who I lived with (that's why I lived there). EVERY single one of his friends and their girlfriends and him had all been out with/shagged each other, it gave me the creeps and turned me slightly nutty. I went back to Stoke Newie.

They are all now married to each other.

I love Stokie New. And Stamford Hill. Used to live on Osbaldeston Rd in the late 80's before moving to Hackney.

Ah ha! I lived in Dalston (slight detour quickly to Fulham with the inbreds) Hoxton Sq (before trendy) then Church St, Stoke Newie.

Now in Valencia

Really miss North London. Especially back then. 'Twas a special time.

Back to the main issue, do we think MIC is going to pick up? I am also not keen on close-eyed plain Jane overplucked eyebrowed potential girlfriend for Ollie.

Where is Amber and 'my flash trash'?

I live on the Dalston/Stokie border right now!!! Am Hackney born as are the DCs. Have lived in East/North East London nearly all my life. I can proudly say I've never had an SW or W post code in my life and I never bloody will.

The MIC are like forrinas to me.

Am so jealous scary, deffo best part of London as far as I am concerned. Could never afford it now.

Perhaps we should do a MIH (Made in Hackney) it is real London after all.

MIH would be so good.

Lots of shots of me screaming like a fishwife to get out the 'ouse while some of the newer residents stroll by saying "Dalston is just like so real, yah".

Or a nice trip down Ridley Road market, none of this Fulham wine bar bullshit, it would be us in the curry cafe banging on about how someones taken a piss in Sainsburys again.

Now we are boring eveyone else on the thread but Scary, I have to tell you I lived next door (more or less - Colverstone Cres) to the Ridley Road bagle bakery. Then above the 'Trolley Stop' pub in de Beauvoir town (next to the mole mans house)

Seriously nostaglic yah!

when was this?! Before DH and I moved to our current house we had a flat on Sandringham Road so other end of Colvestone Cres. The time I've spent with those bagels though! DH is forever going to the market, drives me nuts. Did you see it was on Panorama the other month.

I'd forgotten about the mole man. Dh and I were Clapton Road residents in the murder mile era (oh the joy), thats where the older DCs had their first home. We would have thought you quite upmarket, living next to the mole man!

De Beauvoir is lovely though, although I probably wouldn't get in the Haggerston now, far too trendy.

Why has nobody pointed out that Spencer is clearly a sociopath. Who seduces their pals girlfriend, then dumps girlfriend to spend the summer encouraging a dozen women to fawn over him, and then expect to stay the night on his first night seeing his girlfriend after their break? And forbidding nostril-boy to speak to Louise, who does he think he is? (Apart from Napolean)

Spencer is your standard reality trope- barely two dimensional. TOWIE had Mark Wright, MIC has Spencer. And he will run to fat......

Will run to fat? He's already galloping in that direction.

Spencer is looking rather porky isn't he.

And I just don't get what they all see in Louise and we all know if Caggie was back she'd be dropped presto pronto.

Tis a bit dull though.

Don't think Spencer's doing much galloping anywhere judging by that gut.....

waddling purposefully!

Look who Spencer's big brother is going out with, allegedly.