Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Sophia's choppers are terrifying. She defines the word horsy.

And poor Ollie just looks utterly befuddled by 99% of the interactions between Binky and Cheska. Bless him.

Jamie did exactly this with Louise, told her he wanted a relationship then didn't follow up and we all felt sorry for him . Now he's doing it to lovely Binks.

I think I may take a wander to Candy Kittens this week. I live quite near. Tell him what I think .

Cheska is terrifying.

Jamie has massively gone down in my estimations. I think although Louise and Spencer were shits it does sound as if he can be a bit of a bellend.

That Sophia girl is already irritating me. Her hair looked so greasy at the boat party I couldn't focus on anything else (I'm aware I'm being a total bitch). Francis should stay well away.

Am finding the 'new' Francis quite attractive although he should lose the tash, its very unbecoming. I also loved his wildly varying enthusiasm for volleyball. I'd quite like his old assistant to come back and bollock him into submission.

As soon as some one likes Jamie back he goes off them, poor Binky.

Flare nostril gives me the heebies.

Poor Cheska getting just friends line again.

New three still bland.

Jamie, Francis and Jamie together in those jumpers still funny.

Eh Jamie twice I mean Proudlock.

Poor Cheska. How many times did Sam say "hang out AS FRIENDS!" in that two minute convo. At least ten times, how embarrassing .

I know poor thing. And she was looking forward to seeing him. She did well to keep smiling.

I do find it bizarre, I know shes quite shiny and a bit mental but that so few of them are interested in her.

I've always found its the opposite experience where men tell you they want to hang out as friends as a way in, not as a form of rejection.

I do think she's slightly unhinged and such a bloody gossip. She's barely completed her second air kiss of Louise before she was telling her all about Binky and Jamie. I think the last person I would want it shared with was Louise.

I like Cheska even though she is both very gossipy and slightly mad. She just seems like a nice girl who is desperate to bag herself a man. Imagine getting rejected by the TOWIE boy, he has a mouth like a bum hole anyway, the world's tightest and tiniest mouth.

I don't think any of the new additions are in any way interesting. Flarey Nostril Boy is icky. Embryo Boy is dull. Horsey girl is horsey.

Clearly there's noting interesting happening if they need to fill the programme with fluff like the volleyball match and the health spa nonsense.

And would someone please point Louise in the direction of a deep conditioning hair treatment. Her hair is so straggly. You're on the telly woman!

On the upside Proudlock looked particularly gorgeous last night.

Aha! Proudlock has his own style blog!

Excellent

Yes he was really lovely in last night's episode.

I know blinking TOWIE boy. Horrible anyway, and to sit smiling pleasantly through that. blurgh. She needs someone to swoop in.

Proudlock is my very very secret crush- well he will be when he's twenty years older....

£55 for a chuffing plain printed T shirt?????? Proudlock 'style' blog......Crush over!

Is the newest girl related to Caggie, she looks and sounds like her?I have no life. I need to know.

I love MIC.

I think Binky and Ollie are my favourites the rest of them are twats.

Binky is quite pretty but I wished she would WASH HER HAIR!!!

Sorry to jump in but was Sam on TOWIE or is this a nickname cause he acts a bit TOWIE? I must know!

He's a bit TOWIE

But then I don't watch it, I'm guessing.

Thank you! :)

I wondered because he doesn't seem that posh compared to the others.

Perhaps he's (sniff) new money (sniff)

Also I wish Binky would make the most of herself, she could be stunning. Stop wearing big baggy jumpers to night clubs Binky! You're gorgeous! Oh and forget about that little pipsqueak Jamie, you can do so much better proudlock.

Oh god yes Binky and Proudlock!

I've completely gone off Jamie because of this jinky fiasco. Hope she stands up for herself.

And YY to the sloppy clothes! All the time!

Just watched and had to forward through Cheska bits as just too cringey.

I want Caggie back to wipe the smug smile off Louise's face. And Millie to take her hat off, her pug down and get catty with Rosie.

Ah, give Jamie a break! Binky arranged to date whatshisface DURING their date, and whilst knowing about what louise did to him. How come he gEts all the stick when it's him getting shafted by everyone?

Because HE has become the shafter! Totally messing her around.

I cannot stand Louise! Who does she think she is?

Ha Louise is bad it's true.

No, binky was def in the wrong first. He just feeling vulnerable