The Italian holiday was mental - there is no scenario on earth in which any of them would have thought "oooh yes, the way to resolve all this hideous tension is to go and ponce about wearing headdresses and drink Chianti together". I've been trying so hard to believe this is all to be real but MIC doesn't make it easy for me.
Yay for the return of Caggie. Pudgy Boy will take one look at her and decide that actually his real true love is Caggie not Weezer and she will be dropped like a hot potato.
And yes, Unhinged Cheska met her dear true mate Richard, whose interests she has to look out for on account of them being such dear true mates, about 4 weeks ago.