Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

I think it's the penultimate one squoosh

Interesting. Richard has obviously read the comment about the ponytail, and has decided to volumise his hair instead. It is looking remarkably bouffy (cafe scene)

He's indeed very bouffy.
Ollie is glossy as ever.
Louise is dull-granny-esque.
Natalie is stiff and vacuous.
The three bears are funny.

Kimberley reminds me of Cindy Who from The Grinch

Has she headbutted a poor rainbow ?

(Gabby)

hehehehe! ollie's face! :o

Yes, she wanted to wear a top. She didn't, however, want to lift a drink or a fork to her mouth. So more like a mini-straight jacket :o

Anyone else LOVING Kimberley's plaintive little sighs and cries?
She truly is both delicate and feminine. And her baby voice just adds to the whole delightful purity.

Oh Millie is show casing her skills!

I want to know the financial details of who is paying for the italian hols.
Is it Richard being extremely generous?!

I like Binky, but hanging your boobs out while eating isn't 'civil' :o

QueenKong Millie at the Baftashere

Just seen Millie and Prof at the BAFTAS. Dress is just gorgeous. I love them, they are officially my new favourite celebrity couple.

I do think cheska has good intentions but always seems to come off poorly. As predicted in the thread somewhere earlier caggie returns in white to right all wrongs

Kimbot/Pinocchio very tiresome but she did go in there with all guns blazing to tackle Cheska and Binky so have to give her credit for that. Hideous holiday arrangement - why oh why did they all go? Utter madness. Not even Binky flashing her baps like crazy could salvage it......

Cheska, you are a crazy loon the elaborateness of whose headdresses increases in direct proportion with your craziness. Aryan Millionaire loves Aryan Perky Tits. You need to accept that and move on.

Why does she act like Richard is one of her nearest and dearest? You?d swear they?d survived a Siberian work camp together the amount she exaggerates their bond. Did they or did they not only meet a few short episodes ago?

Kim-bot is so channelling Keira Knightley, you were all right. And she looks so like her too. But she needs to introduce some colour into her wardrobe, we get the virginal thing, and I think it?s, ahem, safe to drop that now.

Jamie, don?t forgive fatty Spencer. He and Louise are a pair of flinty hearted meanies. Louise tittering to Spencer that she?s like to get married at 26, he he he. Good luck with that Weez! And ffs, lose the centre parting, it does you no favours. At All.

Ollie was quite fun. His expression when Gabriella asked if he was interested in a holiday romance. He developed sudden onset rigor mortis when he assumed she meant he and she.

Proudlock ? stay hot! The very sight of his armpit hair made me go ?Fnnnnnggghhhhhhh?

And hurrah to the reappearance of the luscious Caggie. Louise looks like one of those wronged Tory wives in comparison.

'My husband asked that lady to place the orange in his bottom as he thought she was a doctor and that this was the best way to introduce more vitamin C into his system. He was just as shocked as I was when he realised that she was in fact a dominatrix and he wasn't in a surgery but a dungeon.

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Well I don't think Louise will be marrying spenny at 26 seeing as he is channel 5's new bachelor. They must have split up or was it all fake?

Spencer is appearing on The Bachelor