THE APPRENTICE IS BACK!

[LeBOF]

De de dur de dur de durrrr, de de de de de duuuuur de

Etc.

Gather round and get your spec on the sofa!

Get used to the purple - don't they wear the same outfit for each boardroom?

Bilyana? I don't know. The eyebrow woman.

Those suits are so tight you could see their bumholes twitching as they walked out the office

MARGINS!

Tell me why shouldn't I fire you.

Katie won't go, he'll give her her chance to 'shine'

Usually PM goes on first episode I think.

anyone else think gabriellle looks like one of the characters off skins?

Katie going I think

Jayne looks like the woman from Judging Amy.

Very long in the tooth...

No actually not her - its the woman from CSi New York.

Not a despondency, surely Surralun?
I swear he's taken to drink.

Arf at Billyana's Pore Ol Me routine.

I like Bilyana

Yes, she looks a bit like Liv (if I'm looking at the right one)

She's too high brow, excuse the brow reference...

do they all practice the "what's she talking about, she's talking nonsense" face in the mirror before they come on?

I don't think she is doing herself any favours

Ally McBeal had very short skirts, IIRC.

Wasn't "thats what I am talking about lee" a pm and he didnt get fired.

Will keep biliana as one of apprentice rules is "keep cow bags =they make tv"

Although doing the bank bit to Alan ain't going to go well

at flog it on the streets. classy Lord Sugar

Katie will go

poor katie

There's no crying in The Apprentice.

Gabrielle looks like a character off little women and he's almost bloody crying

Ooh, now she is roaring.

THEY WORKED!!!!!