Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

Crying coming soon I think...

I sent my last meal back at a restaurant because the hay was wrong......

at everyone but particularly at potato caviar Man this watching tv/talking on the internet drinking wine juggling is hard.

I keep expecting the diners to go..."mmm hay-ey"

So he went through all that to cook for.......staff.

I know it always has been , but it's all so farking false.

?90 for starter!!!!

90? starter

hello ladies, can only watch because of you lot

Where's that bean?

missed a bit- what IS that striped thing?

I'm late, but I have been looking for you.

Hello Cappy. And where is Maryz??

GlitterKitty - I saw this week there was some outrageous newcomer...

has tom lost his passport?

celeriac teardrops...arf...cry you bastard, cry

Fark knows. I'll have a looooook.

Whoops

you broke the fish - chef looked so disgusted

I think it's this one that Shelina's making in Bruges Hobnobs

But the good news is that you get mashed potato and cabbage for that 90? served on shavings taken from the surface of the moon by the looks of it

staff meals look good in these restaurants

So none of them got to cook for actual punters.

Pink fleece?

NINETY QUID.....
It's just all so wanky.

here we go...back to dumb and dumber

Tom's upper arms are nice though...