Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

Who gets up in the morning and thinks "I know what I'll make... barbed wire jelly..."?

And what's with the strange zip-up chef jacket?

And who is the odd looking bloke hiding behind the screen?

overcooked = just stopped mooing

The michelin chefs are twats, it's a bit of food not curing cancer FFS.
Oh and Tom's voice is just wrong.

Yes I meant Andrew's chef.

I'm probably going to come across as terribly uncouth, but I hate food that has to be fiddled around with too much to make it look pretty on the plate.

I much prefer quality ingredients, cooked simply and served looking attractive, but not too much like an art project.

I hate all this faux will they wont they crap...all the pro chefs will like their food...they will all be allowed to cook when the restaurant opens

This series of Masterchef has reallllllllllyyyyy irritated me.

Agree Honnobs, I just cannot deal with Tom anymore. I have just realised his voice sounds like David Beckham!

Could. Not. Go. There.

but fiddling about doesn't get tougher than this...and what a twat - his langoustine was round the wrong way !!!

Chef Dorchester is very nice about the fingerprints

Yum. A thirty year old dish

is this not a chippy tea?

So much like David Beckham.

Torrode and Wallace have really irritated me this series. I really want to swear at the TV, but I'm an educated laydee, and a mother, so I won't do it.

Does sge have to do it all with a silent teenager watching?

at chippy tea!

they are not teenagers...they are 3 star Michelin teenagers

I just want to be sure chef is proud of me

Has the crying bloke cried yet?

Flipping heck, Andrews dish sounds amazing, WTF is hay infusion?!

oh I hate it when they get the hay wrong

Soon, Hobnobs, soon.

oh and crying bloke's chef just loves himself a little bit too much.

Andrew's not so good with the shucking.

the tears are welling

Ooopsy. Knackered the oyster.