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Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/02/2012 20:37

Bah.

I may abstain.

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livealoha · 08/02/2012 21:58

Ridiculous

DuffyMoon · 08/02/2012 21:59

oh well...same time next week...oh my god they are ooop north

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 21:59

Floral sweet oaty fish biscuit... whats not to like

mousymouseafraidofdogs · 08/02/2012 21:59

next week looks better.
this week couldn't be rescued by clever editing

GlitterKitty · 08/02/2012 22:00

TTFN

livealoha · 08/02/2012 22:01

Next week then byeee

FannyPriceless · 08/02/2012 22:03

Yawn. In so many ways. Night all.

FiggyFloraFinching · 08/02/2012 22:06

Yup till next week my friends Smile

Hopefully scary facial contortionist might have decided to drop out by then or perhaps my tv will get broken.

TwoIfBySea · 09/02/2012 20:31

After Masterchef Australia I can't get in to this at all. I love seeing how and why contestants come up with their ideas and watch them cooking.

To be honest I cannot stand Aki, all that gurning.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 09/02/2012 21:17

I am more interested in why the 2 contestants who dropped out dropped out IYSWIM than in anything this sorry drab lot are getting up to.
Oh and please no more gurning.

Maryz · 09/02/2012 21:29

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 09/02/2012 23:31

Didn't one of the drop outs have a fish phobia? Jonathan? Was proper shaking whenever he looked at huge dead fish he was meant to he dealing with?

kreecherlivesupstairs · 10/02/2012 07:16

So sorry, I'm coming late to this and I've missed a couple of episodes. What happened to the doctor for whom cooking was her life?
I am hoping to see Aki this morning on the way to work. I'll run her over. She is almost as irritating as street food Jackie from the last series.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 10/02/2012 08:14

Or maybe Aki's gurning was too much for them.....
Or maybe they realised that John and Greg are becoming more twatty by the day
Or they developed amnesia and forgot all the recipes they had practiced......

Maryz · 10/02/2012 08:26

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fishie · 10/02/2012 08:35

how on earth can they manage to stuff it up so spectactularly? They have copied the australian format and it is still shit. It is such a shame, with new presenters it could be brill. They've had some excellent professionals on too, bruno l etc. Isn't the oz one the most popular tv in whole continent? I can barely work out when ours is on.

why are there so few contestants? I can't believe nobody wanted to go on it. Is that why its only on once a week now, they're stringing it out to fill the weeks with no people in it?

FannyPriceless · 10/02/2012 09:49

It's so weird what they have done. I can't believe it bothers me so much, but it does! They have somehow made a complete fail out of what used to be a really interesting show. Why?

Why is it once a week? And even then I never know when it's on. Why so few contestants? Why did they attempt to copy some aspects of the Aussie show, but conspire to get it all wrong and make it worse than before? They had so much good material to work with, and have messed it up bad.

The Aussie show worked because it was on every day, it had a pattern to each week, and each task had consequences for the next one. Each of the tasks had some drama to it - Mystery box, main ingredient challenge, chef cook off, team competition, losing team elimination contest, etc.

Why couldn't they simply do that? I really don't understand.

The only part of the Aussie one I didn't really like was the Masterclass. Yet the British one feels like just one long boring masterclass! Genius.Hmm

I'll shut up now.

Correctmeifiamwrong · 10/02/2012 09:52

Who else dropped out? I know Dr Curry did, but was there another? I really can't get in to this series.

FannyPriceless · 10/02/2012 09:56

One of the men dropped out. But I can't even picture his face, let alone remember his name or anything about him!

Maybe the high rate of drop outs is because the production budget is so bad they have given them accommodation in a grotty backpackers or something? So they are actually leaving in disgust?

BarmyBiscuit · 10/02/2012 11:06

They are trying to copy the Australian version and failing miserably. If they had the budget of the Australian version (which they clearly haven't) then I am sure this would be a huge hit.
I do still watch it but I long for the new series of the Australian version. I love how the contestants are so hyped up on it and when they start the challenges they run to the ingredients and get excited but on the british version, it's like they don't want to be the first person there.
I like the new studio but they really, really need to liven up the challenges and liven up the contestants. Dull as dishwater, the lot of them

kreecherlivesupstairs · 10/02/2012 16:05

There was another man at the beginning. I just can't remember what he looked like.
I don't even know what day it's on. I did set the box to record the whole series so it's a lovely surprise to find it in the titles.
I can't even find the strength to properly dislike anyone this year. Last year it was simple, this year? Aki or the floppy hair man.

GlitterKitty · 13/02/2012 20:37

Who is up for more tonight?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 13/02/2012 20:46

Tonight???

Yay me.

Let me get the Chaotics upsatiars and some alcohol, and I'm yours.

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GlitterKitty · 13/02/2012 20:51

All mine!

Maryz · 13/02/2012 20:52

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