Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

I can only assume that there is a thai chap, on his hands and knees all morning, bashing cockroaches with a shoe ready for lunch.

...thrusting the pestle into the mortar...

Is your pork tender?

I wondered where you were glitterkitty

Is your cock roached?

Glitter....my level of humour this eve...

Oh dear Andrew...

Are we losing someone tonight or does he have chance to redeem himself?

Y'know Chaos will show up soon and give us all a kicking for being so smutty....

there'll be some sore wrists tonight

Duffy

Place your bets for who is out tonight....

God I am hungry. I could eat all of that.

At moment- Andrew. I'd prefer Jay to go.

yes - all very close now

Is someone definitely going - there are still four programmes to go?

Ah look, there's my holiday home on the telly

For all of you shuddering over cockroach paste, have you not heard of cochineal?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal

Turns up in the most unlikeliest of places, including Crusha strawberry milkshake...

I reckon Jay

are you Prince Rajani [shock

Bollocks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal

Yeah but cochineal makes a preeeeettyy colour

ffs

Princess Vagine

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Pork 2 ways!