Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

I don't get all this sycophancy about important guests......just because someone was born into royalty it doesn't make him special. Good food is what everyone deserves.......

ice - tick the box to convert automatically.

sorbet...in Thailand...okaaay

Hullo.

I have a hyper child and an illing child.

Pea aubergines must be on BOGOF at Chang Mai Waitrose.

Munchkins, I was just cringing as well at the hyperbole re the guests.

Yawnsome.

Hi chaos, sorry not all well with the mini chaoses

bean

Hello Chaos. Sorry to hear of plague and madness.

Mine is still making loud clicking noises from his room

ma haw...is that what a glasgow pimp says...brrdum tish...thank you, here all week, try the chicken

Thanks Munchkin.

I know Val, I know... One day I'll get the hang of it. I might even become one of those advanced people who can say 'like this, here' with 'here' underlined in blue writing and providing a handy link. I'm such a luddite.

Ohhh Egg Face Andrew!! Stop disastering!

Aw no, poor Tom and his falling sorbet

Its killing me today. I am on a diet and am now having to sit on my hands to stop me calling the Thai take away. Fuckers.

Did you swap him for a dolphin on your sex-filled fest holiday?

Have some crunchy raw cabbage babyheave. Here, TAKE IT

Norbert Costner?

the lesser known brother of Kevin?

could you imagine engaging in sextalk with someone called Norbert?

babyheave

if his highness is so serene, he wont mind his food being late :)

There just aren't enough Norberts around these days [wanders over to baby names thread]

Aww come on Jay, Rebalance your sauce or suffer the consequences!

Cockroach actually, and later I shall grind him up into a useful and tasty paste.

I manage with my Norbert, chaos