How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

Kids aren't that tough, sweetheart. They're a bit soft and bendy.

Amsterdam is mental London traffic though. I'm fairly chilled but would never dream of cycling without a helmet!

Isn't

I never wore a helmet until I had dd on the bike - she quite reasonably wouldn't wear it if I didn't. So now we have helmets

ImpOfThePerverse I agree totally. Really hope the CS comments are ignored. She's bonkers. Talking utter shite. I remember a mad friend telling me 'oh I may take a while getting pg but I manage to keep hold of them' I'd had 2 mcs. I just said 'jolly good, your blue peter badge's in the post'.

Loving the WSM!

I ride with one on the back and one on the front, but both wear helmets.

Nah... helmets are bollocks with teeny babies.

IMP not sure how she did it. But usually the placenta is cooked over a very low heat for a day or two in order to preserve the nutrients.

Kids ARE tough yes, but knock them off a bike with a car and their heads will pop like a watermelon. Wise up you narna

Well what have we learnt then?

Of course my mc comment is nothing to do with C section, I just mean best to ignore such tripe.

Really angry about helmets, should be illegal to do that.

What's on nowim so pumped up after those two insightful profs

Ah, awesome.

I rather like Sharon Horgan.

ROFL @ Narna

We've learnt that we should kidnap Harry and bring him to ChezMama asap

yes IMP I have been meaning to say that - who are these silly women that buy her capsules of ash?

Ooh next Wednesday looks good! Person oninternet is not who they said they were. That's a first!

well, most of us probably don't have the time to do all of that mothering...

I stayed up to watch that.

I never made a fuss when ds1 fell over, just dusted him down, he never cries, if he does I know it's serious so come running.

LeQueen? What makes you say that! Am so curious.

I've learnt not to join in on MN threads whilst watching tv as I go to bed a lot later.

I want one of them to come on this thread and own up - two of them were BLANTANT MNers.