How To Be A Good Mother..

[IWantMyHatBack]

Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

She forgot to put her skirt on, THAT'S how busy she is in a morning

Rhonda this time around yes with DD2. But I started with DS when he was around 12 weeks.

Are any of you actually feeling inadequate because of this bonkersness? I hope not.

I am so list mum, but no first poop

Placenta is possibly the most nutritional thing you will ever eat in your life (B vits or something)

State of the art communication? A blackboard? Told DH he should request one for his PD at work! (He's a computer programmer)

Mumsnet!

She's a mnetter!!!!!!!!! Hs ha ha

Bingo!

MUMSNET APP , SHE HAS THE MUMSNET APP

HaHa! MUMSNET!

MUMSNET!!!

she is a MN'er!!!!!!!!! come on out yourself!

Mumsnet!!!!!

Haha come on MN me darling.

ARGH
MN MENTION

SMUGGERY.

I am going to read back, I am APOPLEPTIC with rage.

Yey, Mumsnet!

Haha mumsnet!

Nanny mum, you there?

The mum with the poo nappy pic has a mumsnet app.

She's a mnetter! Shops at ocado! Bingo!

that's never his first poo or does she mean post-meconium poo

we have a blackboard, it says things like 'dd1 doc 3rd April' and 'fix roof'

Mumsnet!

and OCADO

Shit. SHe's ONE OF US!