How To Be A Good Mother..

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Getting in early with this one... anybody watching?

I don't find the idea of placenta eating too bad really. Not a smoothie though

Did I just see that? Does that nutter have a pic of her baby's first poo oh her fucking phone? Oh my wordy word

Dss came running down stairs they thought I was being attacked I made such a loud noise. I said no, just shouting with shame because I forgot to take pics of your first poo Luckily they know my SOH.

I was gobsmacked by my placenta but I never felt any urge to eat it.

Was placenta woman on This Morning erm, this morning?

Another American?

Now this one is more me - still bonkers though

Obviously UK mothers are too normal...

She's from Honduras

I like nanny mum! Much better.

All nightlong the threads moving fast, did you tell me if you do EC from birth?

At least one of them has a job now!

Another American!

Sounds extreme end of normal, so far - but rather obsessive!

See at first I thought this one would be normal. I'm now thinking she made need to chill a bit.

D0G mine too, it was pregnany stomach sized and would never have fitted into a carte dior tub, ever!

only like biting your nails.

I am familiar with the "to-do scribble of shit"

Her son is adorable!

Oh her little boy is gorgeous!