X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

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The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

You can't text Santa. Surely children young enough to believe in Santa don't know what a text message is? Or care?

I once told David Beckham he could buy batteries cheaper in Boots. And sold Morrisey 'Nevermind the Bollocks' on cassette.

Neither propositioned me

This is so tedious that unless mingehead comes back next year I'm not watching

I once met Stewpot from Grangehill and arranged to meet him the next night but got so drunk i forgot where, does that count/. and met Jimmy Osmond once :)

I never thought I'd miss Simon Cowell but I do

nomorecake I think you might have missed the point. The Dramatic Tension. It's not jus tawkward, embarassing and irritating. It means more advert breaks.

oooh, clever ad Nikon.

Where do you people meet all these slebs?

My folks saw wet life on a plane. They were miffed hardly anyone recognised them. mum was unimpressed because they were very rowdy in first class

at stewpot

After your helpful advice it was rather rude of Beckham not to proposition you. Bastard.

If I told you my celeb anecdote (well, mum's actually, but I'm claiming it) it would totally out me.

I met Cliff Richard.

I shan't watch. I will still post though, i don't need to see it to hate it. Bitch riffing.

MsElteon
I tweeted the toothfairy once when I forgot to put money under the pillow.

cardibach are you Kate Middleton?

Oh just tell us cardi. you can name change later.

I shamed myself in front of Tucker Jenkins

cardi tell tell tell

I've met Richard and Judy who were very friendly and Johnny Vaughan who was tediously 'zany'

just had a look up thread...Rhydian had two albums??!

I met Jimmy Saville several times. And some soap stars of various natures. No propositioning.

Oh cardi - you have to now. Are you Jagger's love child? Bowie's? Rod Stewart's?

My friend comforted Toady from neighbours outside a bar once after he got bullied by the rough punters in there whilst he was over doing panto .