X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

oh deary, deary, deary, deary me.

Freaky, zombie walking choir...

I've just been lurking on this thread and just had to chip in With my robbie and Gary story. Worked in a posh hotel in my uni days, and had the duty of waitressing them as I had proved a 'responsible' staff member, and also I suspect had a reasonable set of norks on me. Robbie spent the entire meal in a dressing gown with his cock out. I've seen bigger .

sorry if my snoring annoys anyone.....zzzzzzzzzz

Just going to stab myself now with edge of a muffin wrapper . This is dire beyond dire

Wouldn't it be emosh and heartfelt if they all cried and hugged at the end?

jade badger should have won !!!

I don't know what my DH is doing, having an affair in the room next door probably. We lead seperate lives when XF is on, which is all blardy weekend

I almost liked that.

this song is and will be and always has been chronic.

June :o

Louis looks like a magician tonight.

June! Excellent ApeFace story. I can just picture it

We gave him a light for his fag once. He stank.

Doesn't surprise me at all Junebug!

Conjunctivitis. That's not from crying, that's from not washing his hands properly.

Fuck you Dullisa. Etc etc

Dullisa, you are the most tedious person I have ever seen

Oh God. Please just fucking shoot Tulisa.

Like a little Paul Daniels

Junebug

Best post ever to delurk onto this thread with

Bless you Sue but if you ever need to stick out the metaphorical hat for the coins, I'm here. And thanks too to GreenIce and SugarPaste for being such equally able accomplices in your Bubbles massacre.

AMBRIDGE! PICK UP THE PHONE!

Why has everyone but me met celebrities? And had unwanted sexual advances? I just want one inappropriate conversation with...Oh I don't know...Paul daniels or something.

Did you see the camera man whopping up the crowd?

Where are the other little mix mums??