X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

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The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

Why are they called lidl muffins? I thought It was a mn thing but Louis just said it! Does he read mn?!

BALAMORY! WE NEED YOUR VOTES!

ZINGZILLA ISLAND! THINK ABOUT WHY YOU VOTED!

Oh God and they're all doing the arm salute thing. Isn't there a law against that? Can't we cut their arms off?

My sphincter just turned inside out, my butt clenched so hard.

Jesus.

Euch.

It is like one of those cheap TV commercial with the American woman urging you to pick up the phone and order a Lidl Mix

.. and if you phone in now, we shall give you not one, not two, not three but FOUR fantastic singers.

ISLAND IN LOST! PICK UP THE PHONE!

Kelly turned into Cleatus! HAHAHAHAHA!

my flapjacks are done. offers tray round

agree republic i thought Lousi called them the Lidl Muffins too.

think i'm caught up now.

marcus was a bit blah and LM were better, but still blah.

I do worry about announcement voice man. He is going to die soon, isn't he? Cardiac arrest a go go.

SEND NO MONEY NOW. WE WILL RUSH YOU FOUR FANTASTIC SINGERS WITH ROOM FOR UP TO THREE OF YOUR INITIALS ON THEIR EMBOSSED WET LOOK LEGGINGS. PAY IN THREE EASY INSTALMENTS AND RECEIVE A FREE IQ TEST.

LARK RISE!
PICK UP THE PHONE!
CANDLEFORD!
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SHUTTER ISLAND!
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E.T. pick up the phone
JR Hartley pick up the phone

Can I have one Ivanta, even though I was rude about your muffins?

PICK UP THE PHONE PONTYPANDY!

GALLIFREY! THESE GIRLS NEED YOU TO PICK UP THAT PHONE AND VOTE!

I'm quite bored, nothing witty to add :(

They're advertising for next year because they know they haven't got a global superstar this time, 'if at first you don't succeed try, try, again' x-factor motto

Sue, I don't care what you have to do, you HAVE to see Lidl Mix being shot onto stage.

We rewound it twice. It's even funnier backwards.

He definitely did!!

Remember at the start when yoy refreshed the page and there were 10 pages of comments to catch up on? And we needed 2 threads for each episode? Ah the good ole days.

I'm worried kitty might break out of backstage cage and jeopardise the x factor leather gym pants and knock lidl muffins out of the final. After all someone must wade them in every song.

yes, MissHonkover. They've got raisins and banana in.

What are the lyrics to that we got family song? I can't understand it.

DD (2) went "Wow Mummy" at the Bounding Muffins

BERMUDA TRIANGLE!
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