X-FACTOR- Guilty Heroes- THE RESULTS!!!

[Raahh]

Will Janet be sick on stage?
Who will be wearing the leather trews?
What will Tulisa have scribbled on her arm?

Who is going home???

And, more importantly, what will the M and S ad look like after tonight?

Evening all.

I'd imagine they're all fake to some degree, surely when you're on't telly you present the side that you want an audience to see?

I'm hoping Janet's illness will have swept through the cast and the opening mime-a-thon will be vomit-spattered carnage.

Cee Lo Green on Strictly. Now that's a voice.

He's paid for those teeth and we're all going to see them.

Janet does come over very superior does't she? Far too 'cool and edgy and alternative, for something like the X Factor.
I did larf when she forgot her words though.
Snotty little brat.

Canella
Do you have a VPN connection? I can watch ITV live when connected through VPN UK and catch up on iPlayer on BBC and ITV. Costs about £6 a month.

I am watching last night's show now - what the fuck is up with Misha's long index finger nail??? VOMIT!!!
Why does she have that monstrosity?

And what's with the tatoos on Tulisa's forearms?

Watched it with the teens.

We all think Janet is not a nice thing to listen to, singing or arrogantly mumbling talking.

Amelia - just a foghorn.

Mischa - ditto, yet more boring.

Marcus - likeable.

Little Mix - why not? Entertaining, interesting ... please please god not the Little Frocks again.

Tulisa drew on her arms with biro during PHSE.

I don't think it was kelly on Strictly, was it?Thought it was 'the other Destiny's Child woman'- whose name escapes me?

Ceelo Green scares me. What was he wearing?

MmeLindor - we've been watching Strictly and X Factor on the Iplayer thro a Tor so always leave it till a sunday but its not working this weekend. The X factor is actually easier on youtube - cuts out all the crap from Dermot!

Whoops! Yes, it was Michelle. God, my memory is getting so crap.

Linerunner!!

I like Marcus. I wouldn't buy anything he did but he is v v cute to watch. he needs the dancey stuff though - standing by the piano looking serious didn't work for him at all.

Can't stand that pink haired one - so dull, so shouty, so pouty. Her and Janet in the last two with Janet to go tonight and shouty one to go next week.

Marcus and MB for the final two. Little Mix bore me and were bad last night - but I did like that one they did dressed as dolls.

Evening all.

Janet and Amelia to piss orf go please and thanks.

Misha, Markus and Little Mixup in the final.

Ooo signing in quickly.. Evening all

Is Lily her surname, or has she got that 'two first names' thing going on?

I think I agree, Mme . But only if Little Mix learn to get their harmonies right reliably.

it started bloody early again!![grrr]- was just watching the lovely Anita leave Strictly

Oh ffs- Jessie J.

At least she knows how to spell her name, though.

@ Raahh

Only the first one, Raahh.

The Muppets!! [yay!!!]

No silly salute from T