X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

That nail is really nasty. It's her 'thing'.

But did you have fun, Misha? That's what matters you know.

It did sound a bit wayward in places to me too. No comments of any substance till Gary's pitching one.

Just in case you didn't think her dress was badly fitting enough from the front, the mirrors let you see it from all sides. #xfactor

Another from Twitter!

He does

And comparing Misha and Marcus to M&Ms is a little bit racialist, isn't it, Dermie?

Kelly also called Janet 'Momma' Boff. It must be a Southern thang.

That fingernail is beyond fucking minging.

Its for gauging other competitors eyes out Kiwi

oh, and it was a bit flat too

that mirror was left over from trinny and susannah

Marcus is so handsome and he is singing one of my favourite songs

Thing is- I truly believe marcus really loves this song, and knows who Stevie wonder is- which is more than can be said for the others.

Barry's just desperate isn't he.

I love Lately.
And Marcus.
Looking forward to this,

I am of Marcus' eyebrows. So defined and well-plucked.

See? They all start off wobbly and flat.

Shame he sounds like he trod on a cat Pam

Hmm

Poor start, Marcus. Get it together 'cos I loves you.

Weak start there marcus of the eyebrows

The mirrors were bizarre! Presumably her budget for dancers etc was all used up on song one.

Moln I actually think she has a very good voice and a good range, but for some reason she was singing that very boringly and the vocal was dull. Wasn't impressed.

Oh fgs, of all the Stevie songs he could have chosen and he churns out this dirge.