X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Heh? Little Mix were awful and Janet was even worse.

Caught up already, shows you how much fillers there are on XF.

I now feel a bit sorry for Janet.
After all, she's only 16 and has just given a really crap performance and all the judges hated it.
toughen up LBE.
Janet Janet out out out.

. Fair point that Boffles. I am blaming her for my illnesses past and present. The miserable fecker.

dermie is yum

Right, what is everyone else singing then? Not read anything so I am totally guessing here.

I wonder if Janet will do Ellie Goulding as hero - cancel out that performance.
Marcus - chesney hawkes I am the one and only

Misha - kylie something

Misha B style? Matador style.

she quickly forgot about her mum and all her woes of last week then

Wow, Kelly's make-up would put an 80s airbrush artist to shame- how have I never noticed this before?

Go Misha.

Oh, the hand thing is making me stabby.

Will we see Return Of The Rhino?

wtf? What happened to the front of her jacket?

So is someone gonna do Take That then? Hero or Guilty pleasure?

Oh, that top... there are no words...

potpourri i linked to the songs a bit back (about 6pm)-

Janet's next songis 'Under the Bridge' am not hopeful

Oh no- just the return of Jesy's terrible trousers.

If Cher Lyod's Mum was Sinitta?.....

is it just my telly or does it look like miming?

Quite liking this.

Best so far tonight, but she's been better in the past.

Except this bit

Ready salted?

She's brilliant - it has to be said. Another league tbh