It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

"Was you really comfortable"

Barry's in a right arse.

Netto...thats what i was thinking.

Fuck off Barlow, the panto act is yours, Skanky Frankie (hey! Lets pretend it's the 60's)

Dermie seems asexual to me (if that's even a word)

Johnnie, that was crap

No, Klitty is doing 'Like a Prayer'- list further up thread.

Oh lordy, it's the Pixie

Oh here we go!

YY MyChild, he has plastic moulded parts like a Ken Doll.

Tis the Pixie, to be sure.

Oh, here she comes, Janet the Jelly Gargler.

Cocky much, Janet? In charge of everything!

Kelly was wearing a dalmation!!

Janet's going to come into herself !

OMG, she's dancing

OMFG

Oh, she's wearing her dressing gown for Comic Relief. I hope she's paid her 50p

Ooh, she's doing the Feisty Head Thing.

Get down.

Please dear Santa Claus, all i want for Xmas this year is for Janet to die on her arse

She looks so different. I'm quite enjoying this

This sounds weird

Oh - they have been at the ghd's.
She is getting very Vivkerish- and has forgotten the words!

LOrdy. Forgot the words? There can only be around 30.