It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

Kelly is embarrassingly ott tonight

Bloody love her hair.

Yes, my heart's in my mouth with Louis, I always feel he's on the brink of saying something sphincter clenching.

Please stop saying she is fat, even in more 'gentle' words. SHe is a healthy young girl. WHile I wouldn't personally wear (or recommend) those trousers, she does not look fat in them!

I was waiting for Louis to say "You've got real soul"

Ivanta I also know the Zumba dance to that one

Bring back Pop Idol...!

agree Cardi

She is not fat. She looks great.

This thread makes x factor go from engineered talent show to comedy gold...

I need my inhaler

Wheeze

She's not fat, she's got sturdy legs and the trousers are just very very unflattering. I think she's gorgeous.

is it me, or did dermot just shove mischa?

he needs a pantomime hook.

GreenEyes shall we dance?

Who the jeff has said she's fat?

I am sneering at you Zumba types btw.

Smiling and connecting with the audience now after her previous performances. Like the hair...

adajeje and habibas have been the best surnames on this ever - we have nicked them as fun words to play with as in im coming down with the habibas, better watch that adedeje ver immature, ver ver fun tho

You're entitled to your opinion, of course, zukiecat , but do you really think there weren't two acts worse than that??

may have missed this but does anyone have an explanation for Gary's Tory-MP-in-training suit?

Maybe not fat, but they are not flattering.
I'd never wear them as I have problem thighs

like that Boots advert

The panto hooker was on earlier, BornSicky.

Alvin and the chipmunks time

wonder if heston is as ...errm... experimental in bed...?

Still hate those 'here come the girls' ads. Presumably people love them though as Boots persist in running them.

what time does this finish? I want to dye my hair and I have to bleach bits of it first. But the bitching on here is magnificent tonight.