It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

The judges clearly all hate each other

Bazza and Louis getting all huffy. Lulz.

oh but i did love kelly's fake "i'm so poorly voice" .

i know ten year old that could have done a more convincing job.

''how would you know'' from louis to barry

Jeez they're so piss poor, the lot of them. The adverts are the best bit now.

I love Gary's suit though.

Hassled
Think it now compulsory for firework displays. We saw one in Italy, on Lake Como this summer while we were visiting George Clooney

sorry im 10 mins behind, skyplussed to stop for a fag.

I didn't hear the booing, was it while he was singing, or afterwards?

Are we back to the tenuous comparisons? Excellent

You're like a little Darth Vader.

Who's next? The little Oprah Winfrey?

This whole show is turning into a bit of a joke.
Poor Louis does get it rough though, first Simon, now Gary.
I do feel a bit sorry for Frankie. He is young and therefore stupid and deluded.

While Louis was right there, the 'At least I'm honest' doesn't really wash given all the times over the years he has praised people for dreadful performances. What that tells us is that Louis (ever the company man) has been given licence to put the boot in - to Frankie and Kelly.

""the most important thing in this industry is being able to sing"

Hahahahahahaha

Comes to something when the judges' exchanges are more entertaining than the acts themselves .

does anyone remember John Adeleye from last year? I met him at a schools event earlier this year. I was with a load of kids who wanted his autograph. So. Much. Attitude. You would have thought he thought he was Michael Jackson or something.

Nice of Barry to throw himself under the bus for the cockoozer though - obviously it's all down to the song choice, not lack of talent

They are tweeting our nicer comments.

Go on. Tweet something bjitchy.

Who was John Adeleye?

Misha's like a little Aretha Franklin.

You're like a little Jason Bateman in Teenwolf. With gonorrhea.

Tweet the labioplasty one. Go on.

you know, Sue, John Yodelly. He wore a hat.

I feel sorry for Frankie this week, while he can not really sing I agree with eighties chick and think it is unreasonably harsh when Louis didn't even mention Janet forgetting the words.

I bet loads of the has beens are proper divas. I wonder what Leon Jackson is doing these days?