It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

I feel more intimately acquainted with Klitty's sparkly vulva than I really want to be.

Aw, congrats, Sjupes!

There's no way she's 26 though.
Apart from that she's very good, just comes across as a bit desperate for her 15 minutes of fame.

That was surprisingly dull.

oh pissing hell! she CAN'T sing... truly cannot. through her nose with enough vibrato to confuse an entire colony of bats (and she looks like a farking bat tonight as well)

She must be at least 35 surely

Does Louis have strings?

26???

oooh will we discuss singing or possible racial abuse?

cheers broom :)

she must have murderous cystitis with all that crotch spangle.

LOL at Girls World

Consistent in not wearing clothes, Tulisa

26 in the way Geri Halliwell said she was 26 when the Spice Girls started out.

Hello peeps apologies for my tardiness! What's occurring?

I'm sure she could entertain someone- for an hour at a time, maybe. For cash.

she sings in tune..good for x-factor

26?

If she is 26 then I am still in nappies.

NO WAY

Snort Ivanta!

Did he just say something about "that big fanny of yours?"

Arf at Ivanta

Barry

Bazza is like an auld bitch tonight.

26?
Nooooooooo
Is she?