It's X FACTOR day and I have just tweeted Johnny

[MmeLindor.]

To tell him that we love him.

Wonder if he will reply.

Double eviction apparently. So who do we fancy to go?

It would please me to see the back of Frankie. And Janet.

What have I missed. Had to take the kids to see the fireworks! Darn

same here broom we must be about the same age give or take a couple of years

netto there was jimmy with the rubber face and floppy hair ands spike with the, well spiky hair - looked a bit like lee latchford evens from steps

Ooh, Netto- is Lewis reluctantly clean shaven, do you reckon?

Apparently Tulisa had £50,000 worth of surgery before she appeared on the show.
I read it online so it must be true

I fancied Lee from 911.
I don't know the name of the one I fancy from The Risk is what I meant.
The white one who is not the one the one with the big ears.

I thought we got rid of the two expensive tits when Simon and Cheryl left?

Did it say what surgery she had Netto, i don't think she looks any different.

Why are Holly Booby and the other one hating on Santa? With their polyester frocks and shitey gifts?

I saw the hairy armpits too.......

Did 911 sing 'caught in the middle' loved that song!

I saw Boyz2Men after the recent Mobo awards in Glasgow, seriously they looked about 50.

pmsl @ the chocolate finger/dynasty ad!

I hate this Muller advert. THe music is annoyingly like Pirates of the Caribbean and I get all disappointed that there is no Johnny Depp :(
Also, I think it is a bit sinister and it makes me scared of yoghurt.

Labioplasty

Well the cute little Marcus is next.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for him.

well said raahh i keep thinking its a salt/pepper/spice type thing when i see it written

ROAR at BOF (again)

Those chocolate fingers looked yummy.

GreenEyes

Oh dear Marcus. Was the tache the best plan? It looks like Baldrick's slug.

oops my skin reading is getting worse

at cardibach

skim!! gdi.

marcus has the look of a pervy magician in that smoking jacket/tache combo

Teeth, hair and skin treatments apparently.