X Factor ROCK Results and random ramblings cos we filled the other thread.....

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Always weird when that happens.
Bitch away here until tomorrow night then.

Oh good, I feel at home now.

(we were not allowed to be mean to wee Janet last week, due to her bereavement, we may have been a bit slow at making up for lost time this week)

They really are pushing skanky manky Frankie as a right lad that all the teens will vote for.
What's with all the boasting about him getting lucky, arrogant little git?
Yuk.

If Johnny was any good he'd be doing a drag act at Mme JoJo's and wouldn't waste his time with this tv nonsense. Get thee to London, Johnny, for you its streets are paved with gold (well, they might be). He would do a lot better doing a very serious act in drag.

Ime, not even the under 10s are impressed by Skanky. Thank goodness we are all parents of discerning teenyboppers

But Johnny has worked as a pro drag act in Soho, as Sara Lee, apparently. But now he wants to move away from that- which i think he will struggle to do.

Didn't realise that He will have trouble if he doesn't drop few octaves.

Is it time? Is this the place?

I'm telling you, when the botulism finally freezes Anne Robinson right up (in winking grimace natch), Johnny Funnybones will be taking her place.

But Johnny's whole 'image' on X-factor has been 'Please don't send me back to the bedsit.'

So he has had some success, then?

I cant warm to Geraldine i just dont like her

Jux, he will!

Don't mention the bedsit

aaaaagh Daniel O'donnel advert.

Oh god- just switched over to see a Daniel O'Donnell advert. Shoot me.

(you can tell it's nearly Christmas, can't you!)

With flashing lights. There's value.

right, cats in place, satsumas ready, husband dozing, kids AWAY. Bring on the opening song.

HI ALL!

Really enjoyed reading last night's thread in bed this morning...you funny lot.

Right, who goes tonight?

Evening hoping cockoozer goes.

I do wonder what those of you with parents/older DCs/Partners in the room tell them you're doing. Internet bjitching? Do they mind?

Here we go. Let's waste another hour on this shit

I hope Gary does the glinty sex eye tonight, so I can prove I wasn't imagining it.

3 filler acts!!! Really pushing it now!

I've been watching Toy Story 2. I have a tear in my eye.

Professor Green? Who he? He doesn't look old enough to have a PHD and tenure