X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

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...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

I would bet my house that they make her do Nothing Compares 2U at some point.

She's so shy when she's not jumping everywhere on a horse

'It wasn't necessarily rock, which is fine, because it's not like this is rock week...'

Put your own style on it? FFS

usually like her but this is painful, no emotion or feeling or anything. pAH.

I though that Gemjar . Very odd.

Louis is orange as well

Oh Dermie. Sycophantic people pleaser. Getting awkward now.

I think that that dress has been chosen to hide Tulisa's tanning tidemark!

And Barry - have now lost all respect for you, Simply beautiful indeed.

Kelly just said she killed it. Is that a compliment?

online shopping done
wine poured
chocolate open
evening all

Sue, he's allowed to watch from a nearby bench. It's going to be ace actually. I'm wearing my wedding dress and there's a load of us dancing to Thriller, made up as zombies. Outside Debenhams in .

Poor Janet. I feel the need to stand up for her but I didn't really like her performance I think she's a nice girl.

I have a drinking game bet from week one that she will do Cranberries, Sinead, the Corrs, Damien Rice and possibly either the Frames or the Waterboys before we're much older. If she does, it's liquor all round. Join in, do.

Hanging out with Wand Erection? Didn't Louis get prosecuted for doing that in a toilet recently?

Ivanta - why? Approve, but why?

I got over excited with the wine during Strictly and have drunk the ration for tonight already. SHould I just go for it and drink more? Hought I'd use the ad break as a good opportunity to ask for help and advice

Mickey Bubbles!!!!!

Yes, cardi. Power through- it's the only way.

The thing that annoys me the most about x factor is a cover of a cover which they then claim is them 'making it their own'. Another example would be 'Your Song' Elton John/Ewan McGregor.

No Bof, that was Wrong Defecation

Or Wang Destruction

Thanks leBof . I'll blame the hangover on you, then!