X-FACTOR- apparently, it's ROCK week!!

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...which could be prog rock, soft rock, hard rock, Blackpool rock...anything really. Early spoilers are that Klitty is doing 'Live and Let Die', and Johnny is doing 'I believe in a thing called love' by The Darkness- nowt camp about that at all then!! Skanky Frankie is doing Primal Scream's 'Rocks'- very apt. The spoilers were very wrong early on last week though.

(Klitty, according to the spoiler is playing the piano- this could be her un-doing- a few years back Laura (?) who was really good, and an early favourite, was booted off the week she accompanied herself. We can only hope).

Someone will do Bon Jovi, I'm sure. And Coldplay.

Lets Raawwwk!

Stupid vowel sounds. And I say that as someone who normally likes regional accents in singing (up to a point). Less gulping, but not rock by any stretch of the imagination!

Out of tune and out of time and annoying accent coming through in the song. I know they've maybe purposefully slowed it down for her but it doesn't work, sounds like she's too slow. Hair is awful.

She just isn't rocking it at all.

Has she draped crows over her tits? Rock on.

Her hair is like one of those metal pan scourers.

this is a big heap of steaming poo. And she's making up her own lyrics.

How do you make a rock classic sound like an Enya cover ?

She was trying to neck snake but just ended up looking like Churchill the dog shaking his head

I liked her hair. But she sang the most boring bit of the song.

Awful. I don't even know what to say. Absolutely hideous.

I'm doing a zombie flash mob next week. Might go as Janet.

No Frizz-ease in the house!

I don't know what rock is but that wasn't rock.

Didn't Lucy do this a couple of years ago -and get booted off cos everyone hated it
Oh dear, she's stuck her finger in a socket. Not overstylised Louis?! Not much?!

Wtf Janet?! Do f off

She sang my wedding song last week
Then guns and roses this week

And she still manages to be shit and boring.

I like accents. I like irish accents. I have never met anyone who does that contrived lilty thing or whistle. She doesn't do it when speaking either. Fakery and pish.

All about the voice, Louis? So all about crap then!
And what is Gary on?

She has the cold dead eyes of a serial killer

Two words. Crystal Tipps.

I agree with Tulisa that it wasn't rocky enough. And yes, Kelly, she did kill it. Stone dead.

Did Louis just say Janet's wasn't overstyled - erm is he blind?

green yes!, I was just gonna say, how orange is Tulisa!

She should have done cranberries! Ruined that song

Ivanta, I need to know about the mob. Are you taking Wanger?