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Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

985 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 08/10/2011 15:56

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

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rockinastocking · 08/10/2011 19:49

He sounds like a stretched Yoda.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/10/2011 19:49

Beyond bad

herbietea · 08/10/2011 19:49

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SuePurblybilt · 08/10/2011 19:49

Herr Flick in Bacofoil

MadameCastafiore · 08/10/2011 19:50

Feck me if Amelia Jane is 16 she must have spent all of those 16 years living under a sun lamp smoking 20 a day. I've got 20 years on her and don;t look that rough.

Go Johnny Go!!!! Squeak squeak squeak!! Oh GAWD!! One night stand for Johnny it seems!

LeBOF · 08/10/2011 19:50

Oh dear, this is not going well. That said, Cher didn't exactly sing it either.

noyouhavehadawee · 08/10/2011 19:50

aww i like him but jesus my fecking ears are bleeding!

Dontbugmemalone · 08/10/2011 19:50

He sounds like Mickey mouse singing.

Raahh · 08/10/2011 19:50

he sounds more like a 16 year old girl than the 16 year old girl did...

PIMSoclock · 08/10/2011 19:50

Have I tuned into alvin and the chipmunks squeekal??

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 08/10/2011 19:50

Agreed vanimal.
This is an awful, awful song choice. But if course, Louis chose it.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/10/2011 19:50

It's like the chipmunks

RoyalWelsh · 08/10/2011 19:50

Is anyone else slightly unnerved by the Tulisa/Louis combo???

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MavisHusbandsBosworth · 08/10/2011 19:50

Gawd bless him, he's flipping awful!

cardibach · 08/10/2011 19:50

OMG (sorry) don'tbugme That's it! THat's who he reminds me of!

BrEEEKOutTheKaraoke · 08/10/2011 19:50

His arms look like they're not actually attached to him.

GeraldineAubergine · 08/10/2011 19:50

Nice moves

vanimal · 08/10/2011 19:51

Is Johnny there just to provide a comedy figure? He seem sgenuine enough, but I can't imagine anyone voting for him. I hope the show doesn't just spit him out afterwards.

LeBOF · 08/10/2011 19:51

Sue Grin

He sounds a bit Pontins. Not even Butlins.

rockinastocking · 08/10/2011 19:51

He dances like a nine year old girl at a wedding.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 08/10/2011 19:51

Don'tbugme - yes! Thank you, I was trying to figure out who it was he looked like!

SuePurblybilt · 08/10/2011 19:51

What happened when Mike Flowers left the eating disorder clinic and finally came out.....

Raahh · 08/10/2011 19:51

he could have done Shirley Bassey so much better....

mrstimlovejoy · 08/10/2011 19:51

i was waiting for him to flash open his mac