Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

I remember that clip for the Dungas, if it's the one I'm thinking of, from the Late Late?

LeBof. I've seen it loads and it still makes me laugh.

I just got a crisp stuck in my throat after I breathed a half-chewed one down, laughing at Johnny Funnybones.

LeBOF-brilliant and hilarious!

"people have been waiting for my feisty side"

You know what Tulisa, you are Dappys backing singer. Most of us couldn't give a toss what side you have.

Yay Marcus!

Boffle's hairdresser. Why does he have writing all over his buzzum, Boff?

Ooooohhhh go Marcus - I like him.

Everyone needs a lovely gay hairdresser who can sing in their life.

Marcus is a sweetie

Oh is he gay? I'd never have guessed...

Seriously Pag ? Dappy is shite at rap and writing. At least she can sing, even if she is given crap material! Not interested in either of them, actually...

Is this Marcus-from-above-the-bookies?

Ah, now Marcus is my favourite.

Another voice.

Decent.

no no no no no

I think he will win. They haven't had a male gay winner since - oh wait.
Never mind.

I feel like I'm watching an evening of adverts with brief singing interludes.

He was in Eton Road that was on here a few years ago..........

I'm bored already - waiting for janet now

WTF is he wearing too??????

I got the moves like Jagger?

Is that a good thing?

I don't know why this guy annoys me.

But he does.

He looks like a right baststard.