Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

The shoes need to walk

I think Tulisa has used henna and let it grow out, then blonded it. Nothing bleaches through henna

Watched Strictly and sky plussed this , then DH deleted it by accident ( oh dear ) but the acts I've seen have so far been pretty average ( kind )
Jonjo , bad .
Two shoes bad .
Curly boy , when he stopped crying he was bad .
Bad as in the old fashioned way meaning not very good .

GUFFAW at "janet gollum-ing her way through Coldplay"

Oh I just remembered Sami's in - I loved her audition. I just hope she wears a bra.

I wasn't listening to James - I was however looking. His eyes are mesmerising. Hopefully his singing will catch up.

Oh no is Janet doing Coldplay, Coldplay alone is bad enough.

Sue, who's all weird and does he mind?

made it her own BINGO

Can Misha do Adele better than Jade?

So who's the other biggest UK artist Kellie?!

Good grief! The hair!

Do you think Janet will have "Make the tune history" scrawled on her hand in biro?

She has JEDWARD hair

Ooo - I forgot about Misha. I haev liked her so far, she had better be good today.

Here comes Grace Jones secret love child!!

She has a toaster on her head.

I am disappointed that Kelly has chosen to give this done to death Adele song to one of her acts in week one...

Who was missing Minge Head? This might prove some consolation.

i just want to charge up my hedge trimmers and zoom over that hair!

OMG - is THAT where Chaos' toaster went??!!

Now we're talking. Go Misha.

She's old news.