Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

Here comes pretty James.

Have we talked about why Tulisa has blonde roots/brown lengths yet?

Oops at the timing mate.

Thanks HALFB!

BTW two Shoes girl is going to DIE when she sees that clip played back and her lippy! The blonde looked at her, then wiped her own lips!!

I forsee a career in Oliver! The Porno.

Hazel, you need to record Strickly.

Is Paulo playing a real live gee-tar? I'm not sure actual skills are allowed.

It's a bit pound shop James Blunt.

Hello BOO! Glad to hear you are feeling better. Gin helps too, you know?

Oh James is beautiful. I must not think bad things about him in manner of dirty old woman...

wish I never said that now..not great Jimmy Boy!

I thought that was going well for a moment and then its gone all ropey. Hate the Dickensian set too.

Hes got potential though?

this is not good. Out of tune, and weak. Very poor song choice.

At least hes in tune

Pppaaaaiiinful, make it stop

That girl is going to die of embarrasment when she realises her lip stick has smudged into blusher

Gary's viagra has just kicked in - that's why he is trying hos hardest not to look happy!

Fuck, he was quite cute before the stylists got their hands on him.
I'm hating them this year.

Memo to judges: slowing down a song does not automatically make it meaningful.

Dull. That is all.

Tulisa's hair has been summed up as needing to brush dry shampoo through to avoid looking like a badger (can't take credit for it).
Awful, unnecessary, tuneless key change.

Yawn.

At least he has shoes on, it could have gone either way.