Is there an X-Factor thread already running?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I can't find it if there is.

I need an outlet for my Brucknell-based rage.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

His voice isn't deep enough for this song

Stick to the square-bashing, Jonjo.

i thin they said he works in tesco with Mary from last year. oh i feel like i have nipped to the local karaoke and he should be fat and sweating , shame.

I wish he'd go AWOL.

Zero personality from Jonjo

He's a firefighter.

If Ray Davies is the Kinks member boffing Liz Jones, suicide watch must be a given.

OMFG.

Nuff said.

When is the gynaecologist going to make his entrance for the dancing girls?

This song is meant to be sexy. This version is about as sexy as freezing off a wart.

Gary hates it!

Did you see the look on his face

Is he not a soldier?

Bet he's Louis' favourite.

Nice lip curl. It shows how into it you are. Actually, no. It doesn't.

Bof, a dustman. No, i think he works at Asda. with Tesco mary.

PMSL at retro contraception hat!

He's certainly put out my fire, Lovethesea

His ears are glowing!!

DH just said, "Let me know when Jonjo starts singing, won't you?" :o

Is it wrong that I'm actually wanting to see Kitty so that we can at least see something interesting??!

Does he need a wee. Stand still, man !

Yeah, you know Louis loves him. "I loiked it. You made it your own"

Well he isn't a feckin singer Jooly!