X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

He's so weedy in the arms- he doesn't look like he could manage any extended version of Missionary, does he?

WTF is he doing there.

So totally meh and skinny unattractive - like whatshisname that used to be engaged to Kate Moss

Has he had an accident in his slacks?

He's just so average vocally.

Horrid parsnippy legs, too.

Fwanky.

I prefer Kitty to Frankie

'The other boys are just ridiculously talented' and I'm a tiny irritating knob.

I must be mid cycle for I'm liking the cut of Robbie's job tonight.

Ah, the boys. Here comes a parade of bad haircuts.

Right on cue...John Wilding.

The boys are all gharstleh.

Hahaha,lovely fake tan John! So natural!

Ah, here's the boy who is hoping the eating disorder proves worthwhile.

what a bizarre outfit!

Jonny Combover.

Gah, I'm getting old.

jib even

Shorts and a blazer. Tis all the rage at the golf club.

is that a 5 o clock shadow or tide lines

I like him. He can sing.

Needs a different haircut though

God, that view is stunning

How much makeup is he wearing??!!

Frankie is the next Robbie I fear.

Talentless, but for some inexplicably reason popular

I must really be getting old. I just do NOT understand this 'plaster one's fringe across one's face' thing that the boys all have going on atm

Real Cliff Richard teeth on him, too.

Frankie looks like a young Malcolm McDowell. Every time he's on screen I imagine him kicking someone to death while wearing a white bowler hat. Unnerving.

Oh he is so good but rubbish song for that audition. Do you think he chose it?