X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

kitty's quest for attention

But basically anyone but Katie kitty

O, they've always been on something. SnogMarryAvoid or some such. It's sad really.

OUTRAGEOUS Goldie Cheung admits judge Gary Barlow makes her go weak at the knees ? after wrapping her thighs round his shoulders.

Millions saw Goldie, 48, perform a lap-dance on stunned Gary, 40, on Saturday's show.

Married Goldie said: "He's my idol. He's very handsome. When I see him I'm very happy ? it's a feeling that is good."

But she added: "I was feeling unstable and holding the table like an idiot. I thought, 'How do I make this look nicer?' and put my leg up."

It would look nicer with your leg around his neck???!!

Thanks for the link toddler she really is determined nuts

Good Gracious, her eyes in that link.Blimey.

Howling that she's been on To Buy or Not to Buy.

I really don't like Gary or Robbie

I don't like Frankie either, dweeb

Harry - meh

Oh Frankie. Just no. Looks like you have a wig on backwards.

She shouldn't be in the competition- but they do like a hate figure.

Ah, here's Venereal Frankie.

Good luck with that then, frankie

Did Robbie just call him 'Baz'??!

How long before Ape-faced Rob shags Frankie Zingzilla? Another name for the bum list there.

Do we get a bingo for Robbie looking anguished? That focussing on a slightly upwards distant point thing he does?

Irritating child.

Well done Rob. Encourage promiscuity in teens. Didn't do you any harm did it. sex rehab

I'm sure I just heard Robbie call Gary 'Baz'

Attention: Haircut needed.

Och he's a wee nyaff. But I still luffs Gary.

Sorry frankie - brain freeze after bloke on strictly

He is shit- I know I am old but all the same

dd age 6 just says ''is he a girl? his mum should've checked twice''

God why is Robbie Williams there? He's hardly the right candidate to judge if someone has talent or not is he?

Frankie, someone should tell him Bay City Roller haircuts are so 1973.