The X Factor WEEK 4 / Barry Lovers Welcome Thread

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Double bill this week people.

2 nights of Barry.

There is nothing more patronising than being told by a woman who clearly spends her life in the gym that you are sexy/pretty when you know damn well she cannot see past your thighs. (figuratively and quite possibly literally.)

Raah.

It's ok, DH's gaydar is fine, he just has a boy crush on Barry. It's quite sweet really, bless him.

at cheesecake. i just had toast and then a pear

What advert Hassled

Is it wrong that I've just txted DH to bring me tea?

rofl at tesco Mary's capsule wardrobe.

Btw Kelly is American, so when she says pants she means trousers,not underwear

Time for a small child next, or a single mother?

Katie
Is he in another room?

Katie - no. YABU to have waited so long

Oh dear girl groups

Downstairs on PS3

I think garys disapproving face is his sexiest

oh aye, DH has a boycrush on Barry too. What with him and his Dad they're a regular cheer squad for Lord B. WTF have I married into?

Shite girl groups a go go

Sassy? Fuck me.

That was like a prenatal birth prep course

Wondered what had happened to the groups. We'd only seen about 2 up til now.

oh my bloody god, what was that group with their fannys out?!

Is it wrong that I want to rub my face against Barry's stubble?

Chilly

Tulisa is adopting fanni's one shoulder look

I don't know why they even have a girl group category as noone votes for them.

i'd rub my face on any part of barry