The X Factor WEEK 4 / Barry Lovers Welcome Thread

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Double bill this week people.

2 nights of Barry.

A wella wella bird bird bird, bird is he word, bird, bird bird is the word

''im so sweaty and my pants are falling down and everything''

yeah kelly, sexy

I just said to DH, do you mind that I love Gary? And he said no, do you mind that I love him too?!

I missed leopard woman - watching on Ompooter and it insisted on knowing email address before we were allowed to carry on watching. Huh. Not impressed.

Her gaydar is obviously OUT of action.

I mean 'must be shite'

I bet the stylists are groaning now, going 'Oh fuck. She's a top twelver. WTF can we do with her?'

Bet you any money by the live finals she has real eyebrows.

I think she'll find size DOES matter if she's trying to pull Louis

Beeeeh

Those teddy bears are the most talent I've seen tonight

Fellatio, they will just lend her Somerfield Mary's clothes from last year

The dancing teddy bears on the Weetabix ad were the most talented thing so far....

Burka

Exactyly Tawdr.....can't see Kelly stuffing herself, in fact she is a keep fit fanatic.

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Bababababaumamowmowbabaumowmamow

Oh dear, SayCoolNowSayWhip; can I ask, how is your DH's gaydar?

Asda Mary only had two outfits:

black tunic and black trousers
black sparkly tunic and black trousers

Barry is getting carried away. That was powerful, flat singing.

cool advert. ds is in my bed with 7 teddies. God knows where I am sleeping.

Fuckinell I've got Chocolate cheesecake in the fridge. 'scuse me for a minute

How dare M&S hijack the greatest pop song of all time for a flipping advert? Good songs should be listed, like buildings. You shouldn't be allowed to touch them.

Next door's children asleep - here I am!

Gay Jedward painful.

Leopardprint lass, nice voice in a tesco Mary way. I for one do not wish to see her do an up beat number.

Gary raising one eyebrow.... priceless.

Loved the teddy bear ad

Just taught DH the words intrepid and forager

Thanks Lurpak