The Apprentice - 2 nights this week! Roll up

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Let's go!

i could murder susan. sueicide

If they miss stuff out of the order book does it not count?

it's a deal Sue. if someone else wants to come along and boot them in the knackers repeatedly too that would be smashing.

I've been having my dinner. Chortling at Natasha's passive aggressive niceness.

I think Natasha's lack of power has gone to her head.

kveta me please!

I'll do that Kveta.

Are those Space Stations docking on Melodiii's ears?

Maybe bye-bye Melody after all. But I like her!!

Sue-icide. Like it.

You have that, Plain, I will be a Natasha-Basher.

I will start with the hat.

Bof, you're on crotch kicking duty. Just in time

Darn, shmoz beat me!

How long have they got?

I fear Melody's team is going to lose and Melody will go before the interviews.

I think they've all failed to understand what the task is about.

Such a Horlicks. I love you Nick.

Horlicks, do we still say that?

yippee nick thinks natasha is making a horlicks. down with natasha

I think Susan the whining piranha is marginally worse than combover Tash, but not by much

my friend saw melody in our local pound shop last week
i did ask her if she was stacking shelves or on the till

But I'll take the credit for it ...

we can take it in turns. I'll need to rest my fists occasionally, someone else can step in and smack them in the chops.

Ok, let's step back from being so bloodthirsty. Yeah?

Natasha is gone - Jim is going to make mincemeat of her in the boardroom

Does she have to say 'yeah' after every sentence? grrrr

Can I wear my winklepickers?