Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

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New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

I liked Ellie too. Think she should join mn

It will be quite a relief not to have to watch that snake tongue

yay for Geeky Tom and Melodie.

Jim is now officially a creep, but did feel a bit sorry for Vincent - he looked totally crushed.

DH says vince looks like a dodgy car salesman from a 1950's film

I know it's not done to say non-evil things about Vinny-Boy, but I thought he was quite sweet the way he was crushing on Jim. He REALLY did think he was his mate. But Jim's Jedi Mind Tricks triumph again.

I think the thing about Ellie is that her head looks like it should be on a larger woman so when you see her figure you are quit surprised she isn't bigger. have no idea why.

YY, Jim is The Manipulator. Hate him now. Jim must have something on Vinny, he knows where the bodies are buried. Blackmail's an ugly thing.

Did my last post make any sense

hahahahahahaha

Liv - I'm not even sure a car yard would have him!

twofalls yes thats it

Is that Sarah Millican (?) one ever funny?

Vinny is an honourable man though, he has fallen on his sword. Snarf.

Vinny is just having a bromance surely.

TwoFalls = yes, I have a face like Ellie's even when I was slim it wasn't the overall impression you got and other people who were bigger than me but had pixie faces appeared thinner but weren't. However, it's been a long time now since I was slim so it's even'd out :) :(

oh dear, squirm Vin, squirm. And do your ratty pout.

Sue - I love Sarah!

Greenstocking "Tom is extremely astute and clever and no one listens to him. Every week he says something which is spot on - this week is that Everydog was the wrong name and why that was.
Tom is fab."

Another Cassandra?

Sorry Chipping. I just think she's middling funny.

Night all! See you next week.

Yes! Another Cassandra! I can't remember who the original (Apprentice) Cassandra was - or was it Saira ?

I think that Vinny came across as oddly sweet on Dara Show. And more self-aware then I would have thought.

Is she the one on the R4 News Quiz sometimes? She's better on this than she is on that, if she is.

Should have bought him a bloody lipsalve

Night bean - see you around!

I can imaging that he is actually quite charming, in an ironic sort of way, and sucks you in!

Yep, she does R4 now!