Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

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New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

Ellie was fired cause lord sugar basically hates women.

Why do you all fancy Jim? He looks like a psycho!

I can't decide if I like her blond or brunette.... I do like her though.

Jim is a wanker I have decided

Cliff speaks truth, Surrallun hates women. Even his dear old ma.

I no longer long for Jim, Bumper, he is clearly a nutjob. And has weirdy eyes.
I'm all about Tom now.

I don't fancy jim, i prefer Geeky Tom

So what happens, as there often seems to be a metamorphosis between the tasks and the Dara show? They see an edit of the Apprentice and decide to change stuff? If so, that's oddly a shame.

I like Sarah too.

Bumper - for me it was more like the best of a bad bunch, esp after the other bloke left (Gavin?)

Jim is a total knob.

Shes lost lots of weight on Im fired

Tom is extremely astute and clever and no one listens to him. Every week he says something which is spot on - this week is that Everydog was the wrong name and why that was.
Tom is fab.

No - I like her blond better

Greenstocking. I reckon I can manage one clever comment a week too.

I think Tom will win.

Tom is too geeky for lord sugar though.

I don't think she's lost any weigh - she looks very different depending on what she's wearing.

I quite liked her - compared to some of the others at least she can go home with her dignity/reputation intact.

WTF is he wearing - he's a right knob

No, she looked fabulous in some of those best bit clips. She did wear those very boxy jackets.

Vinny's had a haircut.

That's tongue lick - urrghhh

Your right chippin - I thought she had but when saw clips she hasnt! Must just be some of outfits.

Oh god that shirt. If he says SURE I will punch tv

Gah! Just seen the shirt. Like a scary Spiv marketed by Tango. Yuckness.

DP's just said that Vincent is a cut price Raef

I think Tom would be good at presenting children's science programmes, do you think they could get him to guest present on Nina and the Neurons

Phew. Just caught up.

He looks like such a knob.

And when you hear a focus group saying don't do something them the pm says it's my decision we are doing it anyway you know they are a goner.