The new apprentice thread

[BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree]

here we are.

Oh no she's not!

God yes, Margaret Mountford would be raising an eyebrow this week, bless her. Wonder if she's watching.

this painful.

"ah Cenotaph - oh missed it, oh missed something else" >>

"Missed it again. Never mind".

Bye bye

This is just shocking, cannot believe how bad they all are

Yup Stella, nothing important. You can always pop back later..

Oh my sweet Lord- make Jamie stop...

Not one single client has looked happy all day!

I wouldn't want that said in front of my children.

ROFL at Stella's Seedy Tour

I feel stella has given up hope

I am hiding behind the laptop screen...

god no, not london's burning!!!

I feel so ashamed for them.

OMG hahahahahahahahahaha

Jamie needs to stop talking.

And stop singing.

Just stop.

Jamie is now talking really slowly so he doesn't have to say as much.

Are they really singing?!

Oh somebody push him off the top deck, for God's sake...

Jamie is getting a little better...

WTF is Stella doing??

I don't know, ChippingIn. That bloke on Stella's bus seems keen. He might have had a drink or two...

Perhaps the singing was to distract the punters from the lack of knowledge of london

The TV is on mute here, can't wait for Lord S's comments.

They did book people for 3pm. Jo wrote it down.

Is anyone coming out of this not looking like an inept idiot?