The new apprentice thread

[BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree]

here we are.

yeah - where is this "other" river LOL

20 diameters in width?

20 diameters wide

holy shit that's wierd

Dougie yep!

Did he really say '20 diameters in width'?

Has Jamie now lost the use of the English language...'20 diameters in width'

The Liver Buildings clock is bigger, you know. Than, er, twenty diametres in width.

20 diameters in width? 2nd largest river in london, which guide book did he swot from.

Oh yes, it's 25 diameters wide

Oh god.. so cringey this week

Has Jamie never heard of google?

Love the red suits!

Potplant the are giving the tour shop 20% of all takings, including what they sell out on the street.

Stuart is a knobber

Oops - sorry Jamie, major mistake to misquote you - 20 diameters...

Stuart!!!!!!!!!

this is soooo embarrassing.

"I'm trying to avoid sounding facetious"

Impossible dear.

It's not going well...

Oh Jamie is the shittest tour guide ever.

Oh, dear, Stella.

new strategy could be tying stuart up and charging people to kick him. I'd pay.

Liz looks like a Thunderbird

leave orf Jamie.

Jamie is awful