x-Factor- 4th December, proof that Cheryl Cole

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is incredibly biased towards Cher-

this weeks theme is club Classics (so another, tenuous anything goes type theme)

and Cher is (allegedly) doing
'Fight for this Love'

by Cheryl bloody Cole!!!!

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oooh no! Really? I just can't take to Cher at all.

We have been in trouble on the x-factor thread for picking on wee Cher, but she is SO annoying...

and if this is true it is favoritism. And club classic? really?

Club classic? Bet Mary will do Gloria Gaynor or Black Box.
Did y'all ask Rebecca a question and see the Wand Erection thread then? Are we all keeping up?

Is Fight For This Love a club classic??

It doesn't give you much opportunity to showcase your fantastic vocal abilities..though I guess the voting demographic will all have heard of it.

What ON EARTH will Wand Erection do to fit that theme?

Yes! on the link i read Mary is doing Gloria Gaynor- her version of Never can say Goodbye, i think.

forgot to ask Rebecca a question until too late.

has she answered them yet? I want to see if they asked about the hair (hopeful face)

it's truly rubbish theme. Big Band has been sacrificed to buy big eyelashes and stair cases. it is not fair!

Mind you, given that I love big band, I'm half glad that this shower aren't going to be cocking it up as they inevitably would've done (except for Rebecca and possibly Matt).

True, Cher would have murdered a classic, and wand erection would have just looked bewildered!

But Rebecca would have rocked BB week and Club week is so obviously for ClagNut.

They should have made her do that mad chimney song. Gurn and head roll to that all you like lovey.

aww wand erection would have been sweet attempting to sing big band with no kind of depth to their voices :o

Wand Erection rumoured to be doing Rihanna "Only Girl In The World"...

Plus there is the second song which is "artist's choice..."

Big Chezza: "Haway pet, yuz lookin' ruff this moornin' leyke."

Little Chezza: "Oi know, oi were up largin' it wiv Wand Erection down that Whiskey Mist innit. Oi thinkin' that be the best way of preparin' fer the semis loike. Whatcha think this stain on me jacket is?"

Big Chezza: "Did yuz punch anyone pet?"

Little Chezza: "Nah, oi weren't pissed enuff this toime."

Big Chezza: "Bettuh look nex' teyme pet. Haz yuh thought about the sec'nd song fer this week leyke? It is toneet after all."

Little Chezza: "Oh, fuck, 'as oi gotta choose one?... Oi spose oi could do Fuck Tha Police loike?"

Big Chezza: "Ah think that meyt be a little bit too hardcore fer Thuz X-Factory pet man. Ah wuz thinkin' moor of somethin' by that Whitney Houstons leyke, or mebbe even one of uz Girls Are Loud songs?"

Little Chezza: "Oi gotta good one, it'll be well safe innit. Oi could do Don't Believe The Hype, and do loike a well cool mashup wiv Stan by Eminem."

Big Chezza: "Aye, pet, ah doon't think yuz quite gettin' it this week. Can we moove awee from the rap, leyke?... Hoow aboot mebbe a nice ballad by that Simply Red?"

Little Chezza: "Oozat? Ain't never 'eard on 'im... Wot, that ginger you shagged when you woz in That Northern Place? Uugh... All roit, all roit, this is me last idea an' that. How's about oi does one of yers? That Foight Fer Me Loves an' that."

Big Chezza: "Brilliant pet man. Get re'earsin'."

Little Chezza: "Oi just needs to work out where oi be gonna put the rap from 911 Is A Joke in. See yuz then!" (Trots off)

Big Chezza: (slumps on the table, sobbing) "Whey the fook didn't ah get Matt?"

UQD , pmsl, brilliant!

I aim to please :)

In the papers it says that Chur Claggers is writing her own music. Oh good.

That will not end well.

It will not end well but there is something strangely entertaining about watching something reallllly crap. Or is it just me?

I am betting the beginning and the middle won't be too hot, never mind the end

According to this Cher isn't doing a Chezza Cole song but instead is sticking true to form with a bit of Eminem.

I'm gonna miss Wagner

Nothing too predictable about the get me to the final songs then. Oh nooooooo.

UQD that had me chuckling! Are you sure you're not Big Chezza in disguise?

unquiet dad - too brilliant