It's Business Twats night again - Apprentice 24th Nov

[TrillianAstra]

So.. will this be the night for Stuart 'the brand twat', or will he escape by being on the winning team?

Last week his team almost looked disappointed that they hadn't lost!

LOL @ MrsC

The cafe owner was surely taking the piss
Love it

I'd eat chilli beef crisps

oh NO i've missed the beginning. did they develop these flavours themselves?

aren't germans lovely?

Oh, you're all in here!

Wish I could cover my backside the way Laura does - it's a masterclass in buck-dodging.

Oh, that buyer was so polite, trying not to gag on those goulash crisps!

Those crisps must taste awful!

I want to be a German when I grow up. I used to have the biggest crush on a german colleague, he was like a blonde action man with four languages. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Did bugeyes go have sexytime do we think?

Goulash is just stew. Stew crisps. Ble.

Laura was rubbish at communicating

What do you think Jamie and Scouselad are writing down in their little notepads?

Is Chris the PM? He doesn't seem to have done anything so far

is one of them a curry crisp?

Currywurst crisp

Moan moan moan!

Ladyblahblah, I think they are drawing willies

Sulky sulky Laura - it's about which TEAM gets more not who does individually

Oh, is Laura whingeing again, Miss Passive aggressive?

Ooh, she's got a face that could curdle milk, that one.

Ha Ha, stick it to them Stella

Ooh, she's a charmer, isn't she?

That's like so totally unfair like? And I hate her and shit. Totally.

I quite like The Brand in comparison to her.

She forgets they're all on the SAME TEAM!