It's Business Twats night again - Apprentice 24th Nov

[TrillianAstra]

So.. will this be the night for Stuart 'the brand twat', or will he escape by being on the winning team?

Last week his team almost looked disappointed that they hadn't lost!

They couldn't allude to any of that stuff on YBF, for legal reasons, so they made him look nice. Which must stick in the throat of someone like his wife's dad, for example.

Curry ketchup flavour crisps, Germans would love those. Curry ketchup goes all over their sausages and so on at fast food stands.

Oh I see, everyone on Dara saying he was nice. Yes, quite.

or his wife. assuming her throat has recovered sufficiently...

You can already buy Curry Ketchup Flavour crisps in Germany, but they are a bit downmarket really. For posh hotels eccentric British flavours much better.

please note generally pro german thread, em. your people were very kind to those british idiots.

I love your people . Lovely Germans.

Maybe I wouldn't be uber-bitch if I moved to Germany?

Yes Aitch did see the lovely posts about the Germans, very nice

Gosh, yes, Aitch, must be if he's on Breakfast Tv tomorrow.

And YBF leaves a bad taste now, doesn't it?

yeah. dara o briaiaaiaianaaiaaianan apparently a very nice chap. i am now looking back and re- writing thinking that he was rather cool with christopher.

I like Dara.
Literally wriggling waiting for him to interview The Brand.

i have Warm Feelings towards the brand.

i'd go so far as to say i find him adorable.

Well you can shag him, Aitch, I'm not fighting you. I just think he is funny and much maligned.

Aitch and Stuart Herr Baggs the Brand, sitting in a tree....

Aitch, I almost agree.

Tonight I did feel my age though (although not quite old enough to be his mother) when I felt a bit maternal towards him.

OMFG - I'm 35. I AM old enough to be his mother.

(crawls to bed weeping)

i might want to adopt him, certainly not shag him. (that sort of thing is much disapproved of in fostering circles).

i think everyone is a twat at 21.

I am ten years older so could shag him. He would call me a Foxy Laydee.
I shan't tho. If you adopt him Aitch, send him to bed early.

I so crave curry ketchup now. Heinz used to have curried ketchup as well but haven*t seen it for ages.

Herr Baggs the Brand was the only one who made any effort with the German. He even learnt as he went along, correcting "Kollege" to "Kollegin" the second time he introduced Miserable Joanna! (Yup, German professions/titles end in -in if You Is A Laydee.)

i can't see that ever not being funny, tbh.

I've only recently started paying attention to the tasks as I spent the first five weeks thinking of Filthy Things I'd Like To Do With Paloma.

really? ugh. that accent. (pron. eckseent, obv.)

Oh yes. Almost as hot as Cheryl's :)

as you know i'll not have a word said against the tweedy.

Really Aitc? Do you filter posts on the XF threads then? And where do you stand on the salute?