This week's X Factor

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Beatles week?

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DH thinks Connie is pregnant....

I could never have short hair, my face is far too round.
I'd look like Augustus Gloop.

I dream of having my hair cut into a style, as opposed to self cut, with bits round the face, but I'm so worried I'll look like a global head.

I was 6 and in my class, and the teacher asked the class to name something round, and someone said 'Mugggle's head', it's stayed with me ever since, but she wasn't wrong, I do have a really round face.

It actually is really lovely, but only when I lose so much weight I am ill.

Is there such a thing as face lipo on the NHS

PortBlacksand - who is Connie?

Bottom two:

Mary - pub singer (yawn)

and, for a bit of a shocker,

Rebecca.

Rebecca will be saved by the judges.

IMHO

Sure i heard that Katie was going through a bit of a meltdown today and stormed out the Xfactor house threatening to shave her head (britney spears style) so it seems I heard right. That was deffo a wig to be sure and she is heading for a breakdown - bless her. Don't like her but feel so so sorry for her. Prefer her to cher any day tho..

I was thinking "You remind me of a little Mohammed Ali, fighting for his place"...

Connie won the "how do you solve a problem like Maria" show with Andrew Lloyd Webber!

Who's Connie? Night all, off to find something to drink.

I was asked years ago if i had ever been published before (i'm an illustrator)...i lied and said no because the previous drawings had been on someone doing a self publishing thingy and the story was shit....

So i feel a certain empathy with Katie because sometimes you can get into contracts you shouldn't when you are young....and she can't be punished for it for the rest of her life.

I really liked Katie tonight and liked Paige a lot apart from the final overly-Gospelly-twiddly-bit.

Thought Matt was v dull, sadly.

You remind me of a little Oprah. Only in boy clothes.

Connie Huq - XTra Factor

That;s true, Port- but it's a bit daft when gazillions are googling to catch you out.

As Marilyn Monroe's shit ghost, she would have been better off claiming it was when she was destitute and knew no better. Although her album isn't quite nude.

Oh, why does your Dh think that, does he know something we don't?

Portblacksand, I want to write a picture book. Will you do the drawings? Otherwise I'll have to trace

LadyInPink - really?

anyone else think like Katie looked like....

Frodo baggins?

Does she have hairy feet and eat second breakfast?!?!

Front page of one of the red tops today apparently!

i dont read all the gossip stuff so am out of the loop. Why has Katie cost Simon a lot of money?

Connie - Mrs Charlie Brooker

Is she really? One more off the future husband list. Howard is looking like the fave then.

It's a bit different having a horible tummy and legs the it is ears!

I don't think there is anything wrong with them.

What do you suggest? Maybe she should just put a bag over her head?

Some people can be such bitches sometimes just for the sake of being a bitch!

Rebecca and Paije in bottom 2.