Kill Katie 2 - X FACTOR RESULTS

[whomovedmychocolate]

Well why not?

I'm predicting Wagner and Paige to go.

I'd do any of them

I am a bit in love with Gary. He has matured well.

And he seems a lovely bloke

That has to be the least seductive chat-up ever, BoF.

Ah, they're the daddies.

PMSL sugarmouse! I probably would too

pmsl @ sugarmouse!

[sigh]

As you were

Another problem with Katie is that she missed quirky by a long way and landed at the far end of zany. Eurgh.

She reminds me off the kind of entitled, arrogant twats who failed to get into Oxbridge that I taught during my phd.

Well I bloody loved them

When Robbie does that arrogant gurn I want to get violent. He looks like a smug ape.

get your gurn of robbie

And no he doesn't look like he is on drugs either. I think he just gets very high on the adrenalin.

sorry, but I am still aghast at cheryls hair. Who convinced her it was a good idea to stick a pair of breasts on the top of her head?

Haha at breasts! I was thinking devil horns...

is cheryl pregnant??!!??

Good timing for the TT album advert!

He isn't Sue, he isn't, don't you tell me any different

Dh walked in to get his phone at one point and did a double take, exclaiming: what the fuck is that on cheryl's head? He thought it might be a terrible hat, but then realised that it's the sort of hair usually seen on anime cosplayers.

Robbie came on to someone I know (someone a bit famous) who is married and she turned him down. He said "Just as well, I've got a tiny nob".

So there.

He could have been joking of course.

I want to be prancing around in the flowers too...

. No, am sure he is a good boy and just a bit energetic. Maybe someone gave him a fruit shoot?

If anyone loves the wedding singer, cheryls hair looks like the guy who likes flock of seagulls

One of my friends works on programming the window's phone. On that basis, I predict it'll be utterly dire.